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Fairy tale script for new way"Teremok" for primary school


Author Lyapina Vera Valerievna teacher primary classes MBOU Secondary School No. 47, Samara
Purpose: This scenario can be used by elementary school teachers in school theater competitions.
Target To promote the disclosure of creative abilities and talents of students
Tasks:
Learn to distinguish between good and evil using the example of a fairy tale;
Development of positive emotions, acting abilities;
Cultivate an interest in fairy tales and a love of reading;
Foster team cohesion.

Celebration progress:

Buffoons
We are folk artists
Buffoons, masters,
Welcoming you today,
Let's shout in unison: "Hurray!"
Let's start the show
Familiar to everyone, without a doubt,
Fairy tales, but in a new way.
Everyone is happy about this fairy tale.
We will show you "Teremok"
We'll tell you everything without hiding.


Buffoons
In our fairy tale, let's be honest,
There are no similar characters.
Modern children:
And what fairy tale is this in?
They tell me from the audience - "Teremok"
Buffoons
We don't need any hints here -
Known and loved by everyone,
Carefully preserved by everyone,
Old fairy tale"Teremok".
This is not RAP and ROCK,
Children are happy about this fairy tale.
Modern children
Fairy tales for children? Oh, no need.
How will you surprise them now?
Will you intimidate, make you laugh?
They should be given an action movie,
And not the old Teremok.
Children love everything, no wonder
Fights, stunts and nightmares.
Buffoons
Is it possible for kids
See this... gibberish?
Modern children
Well, of course, even very much,
Everyone wants to see a thriller!
Buffoons
Do they want to ruin the fairy tale for us?
2nd buffoon
Come on, be quiet, don't argue!
1st buffoon
If you want to speak,
Better tell us honestly.
There is enough room for all of us in a fairy tale,
We will show you a fairy tale together!
2nd buffoon
Hedgehog, cockerel, frog,
The mouse is a gray little mouse,
Wolf, Bear, and with him the Fox,
A master of intrigue.
Let's start the show
Fairy tales, to everyone's surprise!
Buffoons and children descend from the stage. The Frog's melody sounds. The Frog Appears


Frog
Oh, I'm a poor frog
Homeless frog,
My house was taken away from me,
They drove me out of the river.
I can't go back there
The water there is poisoned.

What do I see, a tower!
I'll go up to the threshold.
Maybe they'll unlock the door for me?
Finally I will find shelter.
He looks around and walks around the tower.
Quiet, empty, no one...
Should I borrow it?
Buffoons
Well, the Frog found shelter,
Then the Mouse came to her.
The Mouse's melody sounds, the Mouse appears


Mouse
How can I, Mouse, not grieve?
How can I live without a mink?
Fat cat - house manager,
He is always and everywhere right,
He took my mink
And rented it out to others.
Poor mouse has a lesson for me.
I saw a teremok
What do I see, a tower!
I feel success awaiting me,
I'll ask you for an overnight stay.
Who lives here, will you open it?
Let me stay overnight!
Frog comes out
Frog
Paws, ears, tail sticking out...
Is it a mouse, what is it squeaking?
Well, of course, a little mouse.
Mouse
Hello, Gossip Frog.
It's hard for me to go further
Let me into the mansion.
Frog
Come into the house quickly
We will live together with you!
Buffoons
Night has fallen. Just suddenly
The Rooster came out of the forest...
The melody of the Rooster sounds, crowing


Rooster
The life of an artist is not easy
The rooster was pecked.
Genius is not recognized
They don't sing praises...
Crow, crow!
Should I throw myself into the river?


Frog
Who's yelling here at night?
Doesn't let you sleep peacefully?
Rooster
He doesn't yell, the artist sings.
Ah, illiterate people!
Mouse
This is Petya the Cockerel!
Don't rush to the river, my friend!
Come to Terem quickly!
Pour some tea for the cockerel!
Rooster
I'm so glad I met you
In your difficult, bitter hour!
Buffoons
That's how it happens in life,
A friend saves a friend in trouble!
Mouse, Frog, Cockerel
They live together happily,

They sing sonorous songs.
The Hedgehog's melody sounds


Mouse
Who's jumping across the clearing there?
Oh, can't make it out in the fog.
Rooster
But this is a prickly hedgehog!
Looks like Schwarzenegger!
Frog
What a handsome guy, really!
Hedgehog practicing karate
Master of Sports, you can see right away!
Hedgehog
Who's squeaking out of the bushes?
Frog
Oh, my soul is on fire!
Rooster
Where are you coming to us from, passing through?
We live in the wilderness, ignorant.
And we haven't heard of you.
Haven't you been here before?
Hedgehog
No, this is my first time with you.
I was small before,
Everyone offended me.
I felt frail and sick
But I decided to become “cool”!
I am a sambist and karateka,
Wushu player and judoka!
I can defeat anyone!
Frog
We would like a watchman like this.
Come live in our mansion.
We will feed you.
Hedgehog
What are you waiting for, let's go!
Show me your teremok,
Feed, drink,
I will serve you faithfully,
Guard your mansion.
Buffoons
Hedgehog, Cockerel, Frog,
Little gray mouse
They began to live and live,
Don't waste your time!
Knit bast shoes-brooms
And sell it on the market.
Modern children
Oh, hilarious, made me laugh,
Look, the shop has opened!
What kind of business! Just laughter!
It’s not a sin to deceive such people!
Someone is rushing through the forest
This is the Wolf running with the Fox.


The Fox's melody sounds. The Wolf and the Fox Appear
Fox
Look, Gray, little mansion!
Sign made of two boards!
Yes, it is locked.
What kind of animals live here?
Do they weave bast shoes and brooms?
We would like this room!
We would find a use for:
We would open a bar in the forest,
The rock stage was invited!
The forest would hum all day long
The money would flow like a river!
Wolf
I love money!
I'll put them in my wallet!
Fox
Whose wallet is this in?
Hush, I hear the pitter-patter of feet!
Wolf
Hedgehog, Mouse,
Rooster, Frog...
Well, let's hide, old lady!
They hide behind the tree and the animals come out
Hedgehog
I see footprints around.
Who was wandering here, Rooster?
Rooster
Wolf and Fox, their trail is familiar,
Their duet is criminal.
Fox
Someone was calling me, it seemed
Oh, yes, this is my friend Hedgehog!
Oh, what a cool playboy!
A lot of muscles, mountains and mountains!
If only we could lure him away!
Guard the premises!
Fox Dance
Fox
Mouse, Frog... Oh my God!
Who did our hero contact?
Wolf

And the Rooster, he is for food!
Mouse
No matter how bad it is!


Fox
Hedgehog, would come to serve us,
We will pay you!
Not in rubles, but in green ones,
You would have millions!
Hedgehog
No, Fox, don't try,
Don’t flatter yourself about me!
I don't sell my friends.
And I don't rent!
Fox
What are you doing, what are you doing, dear friend!
Wolf
A rooster sits on the window
It's easier to come to an agreement with him.
Talk to him, Fox!
Fox
We'll take the cockerel away
We'll take a ransom for him.
Addresses the Rooster
What do I see, our artist!
How handsome and vocal!
Rooster
Cuckoo, ko-ko-ko!
Being an artist is not easy!
Fox
We opened a bar in the forest,
The rock stage was invited...
You would be our soloist,
A wonderful artist!
We want to listen to you!
Wolf
But for me it would be better to eat!
Fox
Your place is on the stage!
Rooster
Your invitation is flattering!
Everyone knows my singing,
Crow-co-co-co,
Being an artist is not easy!
Fox
Wolf, grab him,
Push him into the limousine!
The wolf grabs the Rooster and hides it in the car. The Fox and the Wolf leave and sing a song


Deceived, deceived
The Mouse and the Frog were "cheated"
Finger wrapped around
We took away the rooster!
Wolf
We need to report to the boss
What should we do with the Rooster?
Fox
Mikhalych is waiting for us in the cafe,
Lemonade, apparently drinking.
Ish, I’m good at commanding,
Almost like that - I'll hit you in the eye!
Wolf
He has one concern...
What a dirty job...
Wolf and Fox, rush, hurry!
Plow all day in the morning!
They drive up to a cafe where Bear is sitting in a chair.
Bear
Who's been plowing here this morning?
Wolf and Fox? Our heroes.
Where did you go? Where did you wander?


Wolf
We got you a rooster!
Bear
Rooster? Is it a big deal?
Why do we need a rooster, Wolf?
Wolf
Maybe we should eat a rooster?
It will be a great soup!
Fox
Wolf, you just have to eat it!
Wolf
You, Fox, don’t interfere with us!
Fox
Two fools gathered!
I won't give them the rooster!
I'll take the bird for myself!
Tries to escape with the Rooster
Wolf
Where are you going, sister?
Fox
It's high time we left,
It will be dark soon!
They are driving along the road, suddenly they see a barrier with the inscription “CUSTOMS.” The melody of the song “Our service is both dangerous and difficult” plays. Behind the barrier is a Hedgehog in a police uniform and all the animals


Bear
Look, what kind of miracle is this?
Grew up from nowhere,
Customs is here...
Fox
The path is closed.
See the red light is on!


Hedgehog
Come on, quickly get out!
Show your documents!
Show me what you're bringing!
Open your trunk!
Mouse
Export of berries and mushrooms
And other forest fruits,
Small, large, fatty birds
Prohibited across the border!
Rooster
Crow!
Frog
Export of poultry across the border is prohibited!
Hedgehog
Confiscate the rooster!
Bear
What nonsense!
Who are you, where are you from?
Wolf
No matter how bad we feel...
And since when did they put a fence here?
Hedgehog
How to resist the authorities?
Wolf
Maybe it's better for us to get going?
I feel like they're going to beat me!
Fox
Better to bribe the guards!
Hedgehog
Yes, perhaps there is a reason!
So, for a bird, it’s a million.
Give it and move on.
Bear
He takes it really hard!
Buffoons
The hedgehog distracts attention
The mouse opens the trunk,
Takes out the rooster...
Goodbye, bye!
Fox
My head is spinning
The cockerel, after all, is not the Firebird!
Take half a lemon
And open the border!
Hedgehog
Only for you, Fox,
I open the border for you!
The Bear, the Fox, the Wolf are leaving. The animals are singing:
They took us abroad
And they put it in the trunk
A bag of fly agarics -
A lesson for the kidnappers!
No money and no birds!
Goodbye, Wolf and Fox!
That's how it happens in life,
A friend saves a friend in trouble!
Helps, rescues,
Pours tea into a mug!
It's more fun to live together!
Friendship should be treasured!


Modern children
Well, the fairy tale has spun!
Frankly speaking, we were surprised!
We must be honest
It was very interesting!
Buffoons
The animals still live together
Pancakes and pies are baked,
They wash it down with honey and kvass
And they don’t know grief and adversity!
Everyone goes to the tower,
When the night comes.
The animals in the little house fall asleep,
And we will lock the little mansion!
Let the tower sleep until the morning!
Goodbye, viewers!
Goodbye children!
We will, of course, meet again more than once!
Many, many fairy tales
Available in this world.
We will choose the funniest ones for you,
But next time!

The final song plays

The script for the play “The fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a lesson for good fellows!”

Enter the artists:
1. The fairy tale is a lie,
yes there is a hint in it -
good fellows - a lesson.
2. Let there be many hints in the fairy tale,
Don't judge her harshly.
3. A fairy tale teaches all people
Be wiser and kinder.
4. A fairy tale is not a deception, but a mystery,
Don't make a mistake by accident.
5. A fairy tale is a treasure, a clear light,
An answer to any question.
6. Good fellow, come on,
Open the book of fairy tales!
7. You will enjoy
This is a magical read!
They go backstage to their seats.
Song "Alyonushka"
Buffoons appear:
1. Like in the village of Fly Agaric
Fences bloom in spring,
And if where the log lies,
It will grow into a hut.
There are enough miracles for everything -
The garden is digging itself,
And a hundred buckets at a time
Carries water in a sieve.
2. Thieves steal garbage there...
But where are those Fly Agarics?
Look for them on the map,
What a waste of time to drag a bug by the tail.
And it’s just like that with us
There won't be even a nickel.
3. You enter the village
Look at the geese!

Two geese

Dramatization of the fable
Duration of the performance: 2 minutes; number of actors: from 2 to 5.
Characters:
First Goose
Second Goose
Pig
Cat
Crow
In the foreground, left and right, are bushes and trees. In the background is the sky. A Crow flies in and sits on a tree.
Crow (to the audience)
One day along the path along the edge
Two geese were walking - two girlfriends.
The crow flies away. The First Goose and the Second Goose emerge from behind the trees.
Geese (singing in chorus)
Lived with grandma
Two cheerful geese -
One is gray, the other is white,
Two cheerful geese…
A Pig comes out from behind the trees to meet the geese.
Pig
Oink-oink - for you!
First Goose
And to you - Ha-ga!
Second Goose (feignedly friendly)
Hello dear friend!
First Goose (feignedly friendly)
Oh, how glad we are to see you!
Second Goose
You are the joy of hearts and eyes!
First Goose
Gorgeous! Crazy mountain!
Second Goose
Queen of the barnyard!
Pig (touched)
I'm so pleased to hear this!
There is no one better in the whole world than you!
The pig hugs and kisses the geese and dances off into the trees.
First Goose (with contempt)
What a nightmare!
Second Goose (with contempt)
What a horror!
First Goose
Now I can't sleep for three nights!
Second Goose
Why live with such an image,
It’s better to have a basket on your shoulders!
First Goose
The pig is fat!
Second Goose
The pig is dirty!
First Goose
She is the stupidest person in the village!
Second Goose
The sea will not wash away such a thing!
First Goose
And it smells like a bucket of slop!
A Cat comes out from behind the trees to meet the geese.
Cat
Mur-mur - for you!
First Goose (feigningly affectionately)
And to you - Ha-ga!
Second Goose (feigningly affectionately)
Hello dear friend!
First Goose
Oh, how glad we are to see you!
Second Goose
You are the joy of hearts and eyes!
First Goose
How elegant!
Second Goose
How slim!
First Goose
And the wool is so smooth and long!
Echoing Goose
Oh, what a ponytail!
First Goose
What legs!
Cat (flirty)
Purr purr! You flatter me a little!
Second goose
No, not at all!
First Goose
Not at all!
Cat
Love you!
The cat hugs and kisses the geese, and then, dancing, disappears behind the trees.
Second Goose (with contempt)
It's just creepy!
What a flea-ridden freak!
First Goose (with contempt)
And the tail is shabby, like a brush!
Second Goose
Old!
First Goose
Crooked!
Second Goose
Chroma!
First Goose
Skinny!
Second Goose
And the color of rotten borscht!
Geese (singing in chorus)
Lived with grandma
Two cheerful geese -
One is gray, the other is white,
Two cheerful geese…
Geese, singing a song, walk across the stage.
First Goose
It's time for us to say goodbye to you!
Second Goose
It was nice to chat!
First Goose
Yes, you are like a sister to me, -
Smart and sharp-tongued!
Second Goose
And you, my friend, are lovely.
You are my double, I’ll tell you honestly.
I'm delighted with you, but
You still have to say goodbye.
Geese kiss and hug. The second Goose is hiding behind the trees. The First Goose waves after her.
First Goose (to viewers)
This goose is a fool!
No smart thoughts, no figure!
And how chatty she is, it’s just creepy -
She bored me the whole way!
The first Goose goes in the opposite direction.
First Goose (singing)
Lived with grandma
Two cheerful geese -
One is gray, the other is white,
Two cheerful geese…
The First Goose is hiding behind the trees. A Crow flies onto the stage from a tree.
Crow (to the audience)
Alas, there are people too
They are very similar to those geese:
In the eyes of their speech, like honey,
And for the eyes - a complete litter.
The crow flies away.
Song "Fair"
Buffoons: 1. Like being in the village all day
Crazy stuff is happening!
2. Horses fly in the sky!
The cats on the fence are barking!
How a cat hired a dog

Dramatization of the fable

Duration of the performance: 2 minutes; number of actors: from 1 to 5.
Characters:
Cat
Magpie
Master
Dog
Narrator
On the stage left and right there are two houses with porches.
Narrator
The cat was unhappy with his feeding,
He became lazy and was fired for it.
The door of the house on the left creaks open. The Cat flies out of it head over heels with a loud meow. After him, his bundle of things is thrown away.
Cat (grumpily)
Just think! Not a great honor
Serve all day and not eat enough!
With my talent and willingness to work
I'll find a better job.
I just need a chance.
The Magpie postman flies out from behind the house with a newspaper and flies past the Cat. The cat takes the newspaper and opens it.
Cat (joyfully)
And here he is!
(reads syllables)
Need a dog... Address... Phone...
Feeding twice a day... housing...
(with enthusiasm)
However!
I'll go and work as a dog.
With my mind and such a mustache
I'm much better than any dog!
The cat takes the bundle, goes to the porch of the house on the right and knocks on the door. The Master opens it for him.
Cat
I came to get hired based on an advertisement.
Boss (surprised)
But you're a cat!
Cat
Unfortunately!
Born a cat, not my fault.
I really need this work.
I can definitely handle it, just give me time!
Well, am I hired?
Master
No! Bark first.
Cat
Why bark? It’s clear that it’s true
That any fool can bark.
Yes, I have a lot of talents:
I can roll balls, play with a bow,
I can purr and catch mice,
I can rock and nurse babies.
I can still climb a tree.
How can a dog compete with me?
I'm much better, believe me...
The Dog appears with a newspaper and approaches the porch.
Dog
Woof! Woof!
Master (Dog)
You suit me perfectly!
The job is yours!
Narrator
Guard the house from the thief
The dog was hired without further ado.
And the cat was left on the porch with nothing.
The dog enters the house. The owner closes the door in the cat's face.
Cat (indignantly)
Why does he need a dog? Well, why?
The owner looks out the window.
Master
Because you don’t have the skill -
Although you are good to everyone, you can’t bark.
Narrator
This is how it happens: people sometimes
They've been looking for work for years,
Not understanding what's at work
Skill is not the same as hunting.
Song "Porushka Paranya"
Buffoons: 1. How we have a wedding in our village!
The bear is getting married!
2. And the bride is a fox!
Let's watch the matchmaking!
Bear and Fox
(or How the Bear Wooed the Fox)

Russian folk tale for reading and presentation

Duration of the performance: 3 minutes; number of actors: from 1 to 3.
Characters:
Bear
Fox
Narrator
Narrator
We lived in the thicket next door
And we knew each other since childhood
Brown bear and fox
Forests of local beauty.
It's not good to live alone,
And the Bear decided to get married.
Everyone recommended
Go to the fox to woo.
Bear
Knock-Knock! Fox maiden,
The Bear is knocking on your house.
Will you marry me?
Fox
Well, Bear! Wow!
I won't marry you
I'll find a better husband.
Look at your paws
Short and clubfooted,
Wool is like felt boots, and you
Not the hero of my dreams!
Bear
Well, okay! Well, let!
I'll marry another fox!
Narrator
And the Bear went home.
And the fox:
Fox
Oh my god!
I shouldn't be doing that! Rich bear -
He shovels honey.
Stop toiling around alone
I will become his wife.
Narrator
And the fox went to the bear.
Fox
Knock-Knock!
Bear
Who's there?
Fox
Neighbours.
I refused in vain
I agree to get married!
Bear
Should I marry you?
Am I my own enemy?!
You are a red fox
The redhead is shameless!
And I heard from the mole,
Your paws are unclean!
Get out!
Fox
These are the words
I'll marry someone else!
I'm leaving forever!
Narrator
She burst into tears from shame
And the little fox went home.
A Bear:
Bear
What a hysterical girl!
But it seems she's into me
Very much in love!
I shouldn't have gotten so excited,
I almost married her
After all, she is a beauty
And everyone likes it in the forest.
What a fool, what am I waiting for?
I'll go get married again!
Narrator
And the Bear went to the fox.
Bear
Knock-Knock! Who is home?
Fox
All!
Bear
That's it, dear fox,
I decided to get married again!
Marry me!
Fox
Get out of here! Leave!
Well, why are you standing there?
You'll see, even a mouse
This won't work,
Find a better groom!
Bear
I come to you with all my heart...
Fox
Yes, a small gift!
Leave!
Bear
Well, I'll leave
I'm going to woo the mouse!
Fox
The mouse will be happy!
Bear
You'll spend your whole life with girls!
Narrator
And the Bear left with nothing.
And the fox is completely alone.
Fox
What have I done?
The most important thing in life is family!
But Mishenka is handsome,
At least a little thick-skinned.
Where can I find this?
I'd better go for him!
Narrator
But when she came, the Bear didn’t want to,
He's fooling his head again,
And the fox to him for it
Pays with the same coin
Afterwards the tears fall into the pillow.
That's how they match each other!

Buffoons: 1. I had a beautiful chicken.
Oh, what a smart chicken she was!
She sewed caftans for me, sewed boots,
She baked sweet, rosy pies for me.
2. And when he manages, he sits at the gate -
He will tell a fairy tale, sing a song.

Dance "Bird Yard"
Three Klushi

Dramatization of the fable

Duration of the performance: 5 minutes; number of actors: from 2 to 8.
Characters:
First Chicken
Second Chicken
Third Hen
Chickens
Cat
Boy
Rooster
Narrator
In the foreground on the right is a fence and a spreading pear tree, in the middle is a fence with a torn board, and on the left is a bush. In the background is the garden.
Narrator
On a hot day under the fence near the pear tree
Young blackbirds were sitting nearby.
Three hens and chicks come out from behind the right wing to the music. The hens sit decorously under the tree, and the chickens begin to play near them. While the chickens are talking, they play around and move further and further away from them.
Narrator
While their chickens are in the yard
We played on the trampled grass,
They, without annoying the restless ones,
They had a sedate conversation among themselves.
First Chicken (enthusiastically)
Oh, how good our little ones are!
Second Chicken (with affection)
They're so beautiful, you can't paint a picture of them!
At this time, the chickens play around and offend each other, but the mothers do not pay attention to this.
Third Chicken (proudly)
Yes, they have everything - both intelligence and education!
Not like those obnoxious creatures
That some mothers will be born,
Which just to feed quickly
And fly away from the nest in the same minute.
First Chicken (confused)
I think that being an orphan is hardly worse!
And there is no need to be surprised later,
That half was eaten by the cat,
And the one who unfortunately survived,
He steals and loiters around.
I can't wait for winter to come
And he will drive them away.
Second Chicken
You're right, godfather!
Their proximity is our only loss!
First Chicken (sympathetically)
Poor things! After maternal torture
Never expect anything good from them!
Third Hen (grumpily)
I think it's time to pass a law
What if the mother went away somewhere,
Remove the chicks and put them in an incubator,
To eradicate vice and evil natures
And raise them to be exemplary chickens!
Second Chicken (disdainfully)
They still won’t become like our children -
There are few talents.
Third Hen (arrogantly)
Yes, not everyone in the world
Fly high through life like we do.
First Chicken
But at least they will be able to say: “Ko-ko!”
For them, believe me, this is not enough!
Narrator
While these three were chatting,
Their chickens, walking around the yard,
A hole was found in the fence
And we got out.
The chickens go through the hole in the fence to the left half of the scene. The chickens don't pay attention to this.
Narrator
One was caught by a cat.
The Cat runs out from behind the bush, says “Meow!”, grabs the squeaking chicken and drags it off the stage.
Narrator
Another drowning in a spring on the path.
There is a gurgling sound and the second chicken disappears.
Narrator
The third one was hit by a passing tarantass.
There is a roar, neighing, a horse harnessed to a tarantass rushes past the chickens, and the third chicken disappears.
Narrator
The fourth fought with the fifth - he pecked in the eye.
Two chickens fight desperately and run into the bushes.
Narrator
Those who remained were driven back by the children.
A boy with a stick runs out from behind a bush, he chases the squeaking chickens and drives them back into the yard.
Narrator
No one noticed the loss from the cows,
While the rooster learned about the trouble
I didn't pluck all the fluff out of all three.
A Rooster appears on the fence, crows loudly, flies down and, with an indignant cackle, chases the chickens around the stage and pecks them. Chickens rush about, fluff and feathers fly.
Rooster (angrily)
There you are! So that the tails are not rubbed in vain,
And the children were properly supervised!
Narrator
And sometimes it happens to people
Such adventures with kids.
So that the children of others grow up no worse,
No chatter - they need supervision.

All the actors come out
1. Why do we need fairy tales?
What does a person look for in them?
2. Maybe kindness and affection.
Maybe yesterday's snow.
3. In a fairy tale, joy wins,
A fairy tale teaches us to love.
4. In a fairy tale, animals come to life,
They start talking.
5. In a fairy tale, everything is fair:
Both the beginning and the end.
6. The brave prince leads the princess
Definitely down the aisle.
7. Snow White and the mermaid,
Old dwarf, good gnome -
8. It’s a pity for us to leave the fairy tale,
Like a cozy sweet home.
9. Read fairy tales to children!
Teach them to love.
10. Maybe in this world
It will become easier for people to live.

V. SOLLOGUB “TROUBLE FROM A TENDER HEART” OR “WHO THE DEVIL GUESSED TO STAY IN THIS HOUSE”
Vladimir Sollogub’s brilliant vaudeville has been on the stage for more than 150 years and is interesting to both inexperienced and adult viewers. Count Vladimir Aleksandrovich Sollogub (1814-1882) is a famous Russian writer, author of “secular” stories, essays, memoirs about Pushkin, Lermontov, Gogol and VAUDEVILLES. This genre was the most beloved in Russia in the first half of the 19th century, and “Trouble from a Tender Heart” is the most famous, first staged in 1850. The author is a brilliant expert on the laws of this genre. In the finale, virtue and justice always win.

VLADIMIR SOLLOGUB “TROUBLE FROM A TENDER HEART”. VAUDEVILLE.

Characters:

Daria Semyonovna Boyarkina.

Masha, her daughter.

Nastasya Pavlovna, her niece.

Agrafena Grigorievna Kubyrkina.

Katerina Ivanovna, her daughter.

Vasily Petrovich Zolotnikov, farmer.

Alexander Vasilich, his son.

PHENOMENON 1

DARIA SEMENOVNA Oh, my God! Still no pink dress. Well
is this what it is? The dress was ordered for this evening, but you will receive it tomorrow morning."
Everything is so here, everything is so. Such a shame: I would just beat someone! Nastya!
Nastya! Nastenka!
NASTYA I'm here, aunty.
DARIA SEMENOVNA. Well, thank God! Where have you been, mother? It's all in my head
nonsense, but there’s no point in thinking about auntie; did you send to marchande
de modes?
NASTYA Sent it, auntie.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Well, what about Mashenka’s dress?
NASTYA Ready, aunty"
DARIA SEMENOVNA So why don't they carry it?
NASTYA Yes, auntie"
DARIA SEMENOVNA So why are you grumbling?
NASTYA(quietly) Without money, auntie, they don’t give it away; they say there's already too much
must.
DARIA SEMENOVNA What, do you want to be rude to me, mother? Here
gratitude: I took an orphan into my home, I feed and clothe her, and she
He still says sarcastic things to me. No, honey, I won’t let you forget. What?
They brought crackers, huh?.. They're spinning the ice cream." Eh?.. You won't think about anything. Well,
are you standing rooted to the spot? You see, Mashenka hasn’t combed her hair yet; give it to me
hairpins.
MASHA Here I should put rings on my forehead “like this” Mama, how do you like it?
whatever I want, if they don’t bring me a dress, I won’t go out for anything; I'll stay in mine
room, I'll say I'm sick. As you please.
DARIA SEMENOVNA What you? What you? Lost her mind! I'm making an evening for you, and
you won't be there; will you order me to dance instead of you? We will have the most
first wives" that is, gentlemen.
MASHA Yes! That's exactly how they'll go.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Why, mother, won’t they go?
MASHA What did they forget here? After all, there is now a better ball than yours;
I told you to put it off, but you want everything your own way.
DARIA SEMENOVNA It's time for you to get married, Mashenka, otherwise these evenings
My strength is not enough. Look, Prince Kurdyukov will be there today, try to help him
I'll like it.
NASTYA Oh, auntie, he's an old man!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Nobody is asking you. Well, old man, he has money
him young.

A servant enters with a letter

Who is this from? "well" (with annoyance) Excellent, incomparable" Prince Kurdyukov
sorry, it can't be.
MASHA Well, what did I say!
DARIA SEMENOVNA What, Mashenka, should I send for a pink dress? After all
there will be no prince.
MASHA of course, send "What do you think? That I am because of your
I'm going to walk around the old man without a dress, or what?
DARIA SEMENOVNA Oh, Mashenka, at least you would be ashamed of people.
MASHA Yes, he is French, he doesn’t understand.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Well, I'll go get the money and send for the dress.
MASHA It's high time... well, well, go ahead.
DARIA SEMENOVNA So she raised herself a bride - ruin and nothing more!
(Leaves.)

PHENOMENON 2.

MASHA(to the hairdresser) Here it’s still “like that”! Nastya "Nastya" what are you talking about
do you think?
NASTYA So, about nothing, something sad"
MASHA What nonsense! Look, has this hairstyle stuck with me?
NASTYA Stuck.
MASHA Very pestering?
NASTYA Very.
MASHA Right" Well, what are you going to wear?
NASTYA Yes, I’ll stay like this, why should I dress up?” no one will notice me.
MASHA You should at least put a ribbon in your hair" I have a lot of old ones in my closet
ribbons
NASTYA No, why?
MASHA As you want.
ZOLOTNIKOV(behind the scenes) Is Daria Semyonovna at home?
MASHA Oh, what a shame, man! (the hairdresser runs after her).

Phenomenon 3.

ZOLOTNIKOV Sorry" I scared someone here. (to the side) Oh, this one
daughter. (aloud) But the hostess is not at home, apparently?
NASTYA No, sir, at home; I'll go tell her.
ZOLOTNIKOV Neither, nor, don't worry; It’s you that I need.
NASTYA Me?
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes; let me take a good look at just you.
Turn around a little, like this “incomparable” I couldn’t wish for anything better than you.
NASTYA Yes, I don’t know you at all.
ZOLOTNIKOV You'll meet me soon. What year are you?
NASTYA Eighteen
ZOLOTNIKOV Great. Tell me, do you have any suitors?
NASTYA No with.
ZOLOTNIKOV Why aren't they looking, fools! Are you thinking about marriage?
NASTYA Sorry, I don't have time.
ZOLOTNIKOV No, you're not angry. I am Zolotnikov, farmer. Have you heard
May be? A man who has become rich, my speech is a little harsh. A,
however, I take an active part in you; Believe it or not, for you on purpose
I came from Kazan to make you an offer.
NASTYA You?
ZOLOTNIKOV Don't think that I'm talking about myself. First of all, I
fifty years; secondly, my face is far from attractive; thirdly, at
My wife is in Tambov. No, sir, I want to marry my son, and precisely, if
to tell the whole truth, I would really like to marry him to you. Of course
if you fall in love with each other. You don't love anyone, do you? Tell me the truth"
NASTYA Nobody, sir.
ZOLOTNIKOV Well, you don’t like it. I'll introduce my son to you. He is a kind little guy.
The heart is only tender. Just give me your word that you will not be away from me
offers.
NASTYA Listen, words are no joke: once you give your word, you have to keep it, and I
I don’t know your son.
ZOLOTNIKOV So what? He's waiting here in the living room.

PHENOMENON 4.

ZOLOTNIKOV Eh, yes, no way, here comes the hostess! Ege-he-he, how she has changed!
Thalia was just a glass, but now, thank you God" Daria Semyonovna,
do you recognize me?
DARIA SEMENOVNA(looking) Guilty, sir.
ZOLOTNIKOV Remember well.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Let me" No, I can't.
ZOLOTNIKOV Thank you, Daria Semenovna. Let me ask you, do you play?
Are you still playing piano?
DARIA SEMENOVNA And, father, where should I go?
ZOLOTNIKOV Do you remember, in 1919 in Kazan?
DARIA SEMENOVNA My God, Vasily Petrovich!
ZOLOTNIKOV I am a great sinner. This is the time. Became a different person.
(points to the vest) There was nothing here - it appeared. (points to head)
There was a lot here - almost nothing remains. Daria Semyonovna didn’t recognize it!
DARIA SEMENOVNA God brought us to meet. Am I so old to you, father?
I seem like you to me? Yes, I heard you got terribly rich.
ZOLOTNIKOV Out of grief, Daria Semyonovna. How you refused me, remember I
He entered into business, into trading, to his misfortune, became rich, and out of despair, he got married.
DARIA SEMENOVNA From consistency, that's right; and here with what destinies?
ZOLOTNIKOV There are some things to do, but I brought my son.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Do you have many children?
ZOLOTNIKOV One son in total.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Married?
ZOLOTNIKOV No, still single.
DARIA SEMENOVNA I ask you to humbly sit down. Nastenka, look, they’re lit
Are there candles in the living room? Sit down please; What the hell were we talking about?
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes about my son; I want to marry him.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Oh, be careful, Vasily Petrovich! In Petersburg
the girls are all good-looking; and when they get married, it’s immediately obvious that upbringing
not that, not at all. I have a daughter, so I can brag about it.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, I spoke to her just now.
DARIA SEMENOVNA And no! You spoke to my niece, the orphan,
which I hold out of mercy. I am a mother, Vasily Petrovich... but I will tell you that
my daughter was brought up this way, prepared this way"
MASHA(backstage) Mommy!
DARIA SEMENOVNA What, my dear?
MASHA The dress was brought.
DARIA SEMENOVN And now, my friend; and such an innocent child will be put to shame.
ZOLOTNIKOV This is what I need. My good little Sasha, only in
there is still wind in his head; They told him that he had two million."
DARIA SEMENOVNA Two million?..
ZOLOTNIKOV Two million. Believe me, his heart is so tender,
As soon as he sees the skirt, he will melt; every day I am in love; what will you become
do! Well, it would be okay for a prank, but in the summer, in Tambov, I decided to get married
on some kind of intrigue. Fortunately, the hussar turned up, otherwise I would have been with him forever
cried. I see things are bad: take my son with me to St. Petersburg, and to you, Daria
Semyonovna, from old memory I know that do not refuse good advice; and you,
I heard, daughter. Who knows? Maybe our children will meet and fall in love."
If it’s not us, it’s our children, Daria Semyonovna, isn’t it?
DARIA SEMENOVNA What an old thing to remember!
ZOLOTNIKOV will not return, truly. Well, let's admire the children"
Let me kiss your hand.
DARIA SEMENOVNA With pleasure.
ZOLOTNIKO B And the hand has aged; do you sniff tobacco?
DARIA SEMENOVNA For the eyes, Vasily Petrovich.
MASHA Mama, come here; How obnoxious you are!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Now, now, my angel “Now I’ll bring her to you” No
be too strict.

PHENOMENON 5.

ZOLOTNIKOV Lord, what a change! She didn’t recognize me,” here’s a lesson for you,
Vasily Petrovich "For thirty years I remembered her with pleasure" imagined
her former beauty. And that’s what drove me to come here!
Ah, right is worse than a slap,
Like having not seen each other for thirty years,
You will find an old woman in the ruins
Love is an enthusiastic subject.
Oh! Dasha! In previous years
This is not how you and I met;
(With a sigh) Then you smelled the flowers,
Now - you sniff tobacco!

PHENOMENON 6.

ALEXANDER(throws himself on his father’s neck) Father, hug me. I agree"
be it your way, “I’m not marrying her,” I like her, I really like her. I
satisfied, I'm glad, I'm happy, prosperous" Father, hug me.
ZOLOTNIKOV Oh wait!
ALEXANDER No, hold me.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, listen!
ALEXANDER No, hug me: like this" again. It's over, it's decided, I
I will fulfill your will: I will marry her, and it is her, not anyone else, but
her! That’s what I came up with, here’s my father, “Hug me again.”
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, listen!
ALEXANDER Eyes, waist, hair “what character” You can see now. Father,
bless!
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, get off me, please." We were mistaken, it's not her.
ALEXANDER Why not her? She, she, she! I don’t want her to be not her!
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, I was mistaken myself: do you think that I spoke there in the living room with
daughter"
ALEXANDER Well, yes.
ZOLOTNIKOV That's the thing, she's not a daughter.
ALEXANDER Why not a daughter? Wasn't she born without a father and without a mother?..
Is she someone’s daughter?.. She was some kind of mother, and so was her father.
ZOLOTNIKOV She's a niece.
ALEXANDER Doesn't matter.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, they tell you that she is a niece.
ALEXANDER R Yes, even if she were an uncle, I’ll still marry her! Yours
there was the will" the father's will is the law.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, I predicted another one for you.
ALEXANDER No, my father’s will is the law!.. I don’t want another.
ZOLOTNIKOV Don't make any noise, they're coming here.
ALEXANDER So don’t let them go,” tell them not to come.
ZOLOTNIKOV Just look.
ALEXANDER And I don’t want to look.

PHENOMENON 7.

DARIA SEMENOVN And here is my Mashenka, Vasily Petrovich; please love
Yes, I'm sorry. (in ear) Stay straight! (loudly) She's shy to me. (on
ear) Yes, sit down well. (out loud) Excuse her, Vasily Petrovich:
She’s not a secular girl, she’s all about needlework and books.
MASHA (in her mother's ear) Stop it, mummy!
DARIA SEMENOVNA No, I tell her: “What are you doing, Mashenka, at your age?
you’re spoiling it,” in your summer you should look for pleasure, have fun,” and she told me
says: “No, mamma, I don’t want your secular pleasures, what’s in them”
A woman’s job is not to dance and not to flirt, but to be a kind wife, gentle
mother."
MASHA Mama, I'll leave"
DARIA SEMENOVNA Would you believe it, I handed over the entire household to her -
let him get used to it, but free time plays music, draws wherever
you have this head that you came without a teacher, you know, this
Apollo Velbedersky?
MASHA(out loud) Torn it up. (in ear) Mommy, I'm tired of you!
ZOLOTNIKOV And here, madam, is my son. (to his son) Bow down!
ALEXANDER Don't want.
DARIA SEMENOVNA It’s very nice to meet you: this is your first time visiting
to us in St. Petersburg?
ALEXANDER Yes!
DARIA SEMENOVNA How long are you planning to stay here?
ALEXANDER No.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Why is this so?
ALEXANDER R So.
MASHA AH, mamma, your questions are not very modest: maybe they
unpleasant.
DARIA SEMENOVNA But where can I be able to talk to young people? That's your business
keep young people busy. Let's go, Vasily Petrovich; no matter how many years
See you, have something to talk about" (in the ear) Let them get acquainted; without us
it will be more free.
ZOLOTNIKOV Certainly.
DARIA SEMENOVNA And you, darling, manage here without me; it's time
get used to it: today you’re a girl, and tomorrow you might live in a house yourself.
Everything is in the will of the Lord.
(kisses her on the forehead and speaks in her ear) Don't forget! Two million! (Aloud)
Let's go, Vasily Petrovich.

phenomenon 8

.
MASHA(to the side) He seems to be completely uncouth. Oh, what a pity!
ALEXANDER(to the side) Well, how can you compare her with that one! That one has eyes
waist, hair" However, this one is decent, so-so.
MASHA Would you like to sit down?
ALEXANDER No, sir, why!

Silence

MASHA How do you like our St. Petersburg?
ALEXANDER(absent-mindedly) What-o-s?
MASHA Do you like St. Petersburg?
ALEXANDER Petersburg, or what? Famous city, sir!
MASHA When did you arrive?
ALEXANDER On the very day of magnetic illumination, we deigned, of course,
hear?
MASHA Yes, I heard it, but I didn’t see it."

Silence

Have you already been to Passage?
ALEXANDER Why, I ate hearth pies downstairs.
MASHA You like?
ALEXANDER Pies or what?
MASHA No" Passage.
ALEXANDER nice walk.
MASHA Why don't you sit down?
ALEXANDER Do not worry! (to the side) Eyes, what eyes! Where is
I had eyes that I didn't notice her eyes!
MASHA We have a wonderful opera this year.
ALEXANDER R They say, sir.
MASHA Are you perhaps a musician yourself?
ALEXANDER Why, sir! I play a little.
MASHA On pianos?
ALEXANDER R Mainly on the horn.
MASHA A!
ALEXANDER And you, sir? (getting pampered)
MASHA I sing a little.
ALEXANDER Really? It is so pleasant! (aside) I don't know why she
I didn't like it the first time. She is very, very nice" And what a manner
beautiful. (To her) I really don’t know if I dare ask you.
MASHA How, sir?
ALEXANDER I say "I don't know if I dare to ask you..
MASHA What?
ALEXANDER R I don’t know if I dare to ask the first time." Encourage,
Please.
MASHA(flirty) Why? What do you want?
ALEXANDER Dare I ask "for example" (to the side) Yes, this is lovely, but
not a girl" (to her) Make me happy, please let me listen.
MASHA Yes, we are waiting for guests.
ALEXANDER You'll have time.
MASHA I really don't have a voice.
ALEXANDER Give it a try.
MASHA(flirtatious) Unless only for you" (walking to the piano)
ALEXANDER R (aside) For you, for me "She said for you" I told her
I liked the "Yes, this is not a girl" charm!
MASHA Just accompany me, please; I have a new romance here.
ALEXANDER With pleasure (sits at the piano)
MASHA
Tell me what's in the shadow of the branches,
When nature rests
The spring nightingale sings
And what does he express in song?
Why is everyone secretly worried about blood?
Tell me, tell me what the word is
Familiar to everyone and forever new?
Love!
Tell me what you're talking about in private
In thought, is the girl telling fortunes?
What secret trembling in a dream
Does he promise her fear and joy?
Call that illness strange
In which there is eternal joy.
What should she expect? What does she want?
Love!
When from life's melancholy
You, tired, languish
And, despite the evil sadness,
At least you call upon the ghost of happiness"
What delights your breast?
Aren't those unearthly sounds
When did you first hear -
I love?!

ALEXANDER(jumps up from his chair and runs to Masha) Oh, what a voice! What
for your vote! What feeling! What a soul! You drove me crazy; I'm delighted
Now I’ll go crazy if you don’t allow me to hope.
MASHA How to hope?
ALEXANDER Don't you know anything?
MASHA No.
ALEXANDER you don't know that your old woman was in love once before
at my old man?
MASHA How, and mommy too? I wouldn't have thought that. Yes she is not for me
talked about it.
ALEXANDER Yes, they never talk about it. Here, father, I made it up,
so that I would be on you" or you would be for me. It doesn't matter" but it depends on you.
Well, in love, in love, completely in love. Well, if you don't agree, I
I will be the most unfortunate mortal.
MASHA So say it.
ALEXANDER Father wishes my happiness; he only thinks about me
happiness; Yes, and I wish myself happiness - who doesn’t wish themselves happiness! Only you,
maybe you don’t want my happiness?
MASHA Have mercy" why?
ALEXANDER How? Do you want my happiness?.. Really?
MASHA Of course.
ALEXANDER So can I hope?
MASHA I depend on my mother.
ALEXANDER It’s not about mummy, it’s about mummy; you tell me about yourself
tell me "can you like me?
MASHA(simply) Why not?
ALEXANDER Marya" as per the priest?
MASHA Petrovna.
ALEXANDER Mashenka! I the happiest man in the world, I will become you
love, love, love like no one has ever loved before, and never will!
MASHA Just wait.
ALEXANDER Why wait, why wait? This is hypocrisy; I do not want to wait; I
I love you, we love each other, we will be happy; we will have children;
make of me what you will; order, dispose, only allow
prove my love to you.
MASHA You are truly a strange person. However, listen, today we have
dance night.
ALEXANDER Do you want to dance with me? Don’t exact it as best I can.
MASHA All the same, but, you see, I don’t have a bouquet.
ALEXANDER So what? What do you need a bouquet for?
MASHA It's in fashion: holding a bouquet in your hands." Don't you understand?
ALEXANDER No.
MASHA Well, I’ll tell you: go get a bouquet, only of fresh flowers.
ALEXANDER But where will I go?
MASHA Where you want: that's your business. And I need to receive guests" Before
goodbye (extends hand)
ALEXANDER(kissing the hand) What a hand!
What kind of pens are, simply wonderful!
I would be ready to kiss forever.
MASHA
Well, go ahead, bye
Bring me flowers.
ALEXANDER
What kind of weirdness is this?
What good is a bouquet to you?
What do you need other people's flowers?
You yourself are the best flower!

PHENOMENON 9.

ZOLOTNIKOV Where are you going, crazy?
ALEXANDER Father, I congratulate you on the bouquet!.. Hug me! I will fulfill
your command "Your desire is law for me! Yes! I will marry her" I
happy.. I have been completely reborn" From fresh flowers.
ZOLOTNIKOV So what happened?
ALEXANDER What happened? I am in love at your command. Will
paternal - the law! Yes! You want me to get married whenever you want, even today."
Parent, bless.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, explain first.
ALEXANDER No, hug, hug like a parent... That's it! It's over! I
I'll marry her!
ZOLOTNIKOV But who is she wearing?
ALEXANDER On it!
ZOLOTNIKOV On your niece?
ALEXANDER On my daughter.
ZOLOTNIKOV On Nastenka?
ALEXANDER On Mashenka, on my Mashenka, on Marya Petrovna. For all
she is Marya Petrovna, and for me Mashenka!
ZOLOTNIKOV But how did you tell me that you were in love with someone else, with your first one?
ALEXANDER First?.. no! It seemed so to me; however, she too
very, very, very nice girl. Only this you yourself, my father, to me
appointed, and besides, she sings, “she sings like that! Father, did you hear Grisi?
ZOLOTNIKOV No, I haven't heard.
ALEXANDER And I haven’t heard, so that’s how he sings. Well, let's go!
ZOLOTNIKOV How are we going?
ALEXANDER Yes, let's go for bouquets, for sweets... She wants this, she
ordered; Well, take your hat - let's go!
ZOLOTNIKO
In Yes, go alone.
ALEXANDER No, I won’t go alone: ​​I won’t find anything; Let's go back now.
ZOLOTNIKOV At least explain it.
ALEXANDER Dear, I'll explain everything. Don't forget that fate depends on it
of my life. Well, let's go.

PHENOMENON 10.

KUBYRKINA This is your blotter, mother, of course.
KATE Boudoir, mommy
KUBYRKINA Well, anyway, General Akhlebova has exactly the same one;
Tell me how everyone lives in St. Petersburg!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Haven't you been here for a long time?
KUBYRKINA Fifteen years; It's a joke! I just have to admit,
yours is expensive.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yes, not cheap.
KUBYRKIN And, for mercy’s sake, why don’t you take it” beef sirloin 34 kopecks!
Is it unheard of! Trustee, I rented an apartment like the one we have in Tambov
the solicitor would not want to live “Whatever you do, you’re such a fool”
KATE Cherte, mamma.
KUBYRKINA Doesn't matter.
MASHA(To Katya) Was your dress made at home or in a store?
KATE Of course, in the store.
MASHA(aside) Lied; Now it’s clear that she’s at home. (To her) Where’s the cape?
did you take it?
KATE In Passage.
MASHA Very nice.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Do you, Agrafena Grigorievna, play cards?
KUBYRKINA Passionate hunter, mother, not out of interest, but just like that,
small.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Do you travel a lot now? The balls have begun"
KUBYRKINA Unfortunately, my Katenka fell ill; it’s good that it’s nature
strong, she recovered quickly, otherwise the doctor was afraid that a relapse would occur.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Relapse, mother.
KUBYRKINA And, mother, relapse, recitation - it’s all the same. Where is yours
room, Marya Petrovna?
MASHA Here, on this side.
KUBYRKINA Ah, let me be curious.
MASHA Please.
KUBYRKINA Let's go, Katenka.
KATE I’ll come now, mummy; I’ll just fix the curls.

PHENOMENON 11.

KATE(alone in front of the mirror) How mannered this Mashenka is! What is it made of?
does your nose lift? This is the importance of what lives in St. Petersburg. Am I worse than her? Well,
what?.. just nothing, just no worse.
I myself am seventeen years old,
And ask anyone
There is no better place in St. Petersburg
Katya from Tambov!
Against other young ladies
I'm no worse!
I am no less than them,
Narrower at the waist
Thick hair in a braid,
And besides, since childhood I
I learned all the secrets
Female coquetry;
I know, I love pranks,
How to lie with your heart,
How probably yourself
Make you love
And my eyes and gaze
Always playing tricks:
They will give you a smile,
They will enrage you with ridicule.
I myself am seventeen years old,
And ask anyone
There is no better place in St. Petersburg
Katya from Tambov!

SCENE 12.

ALEXANDER Here's the bouquet" I got it with great effort.. Here's another (drops everything) Oh my God R
my! Who do I see? Katerina Ivanovna!
KATE Alexander Vasilievich! Oh! (faints on a chair)
ALEXANDER She feels bad" she feels bad! I scared" This is for me" Help!
Help!
KATE Don't shout!
ALEXANDER woke up "woke up" Katerina Ivanovna!

Katya faints again

Phew, another seizure; she'll suffocate in the corset... Are there any scissors?
cut the cord" Oh, by the way.. (takes it hastily from the dressing table
scissors)
KATE(jumping up) Don't come near! Do not touch! What do you need? Why do you
Here? It's not enough for you that you deceived me, that after all your promises,
assurances that you abandoned me, an orphan? Go, don't show yourself to me!
ALEXANDER Here you go! How am I still to blame?
KATE He asks “is he guilty?” Yes, you are a monster, not a man! You
Don Juan is shameless!
ALEXANDER What is Don Juan?
KATE None of your business! Answer, explain your action. I really don’t
I know how I’m still talking to you. Well, please tell me "Do you live in our
village"You pretend to be in love, look for my hand, and when I, like
an inexperienced, defenseless girl began to feel inclined towards you"
ALEXANDER Please don't look at me like that"
KATE When I agreed to your proposal, I entrust my fate to you,
you suddenly leave without saying a word, without saying goodbye, without even getting drunk
I drink tea “just like a thief” (crying) Oh, I’m unhappy! What did I do?
ALEXANDER No, please, no, please, look at me
KATE If you please"
ALEXANDER(to the side) Wow, the abyss "Pretty again" (Her) What,
I mean, I wanted to ask? Yes, let me ask you what you wanted from me
do?
KATE Like what "I thought that you would be my husband. Is that good? Well
Tell me after this, who are you like?
ALEXANDER“I look like my mother,” but that’s not the point. What kind of husband did you want?
make me?
KATE What kind of husband? Ordinary.
ALEXANDER What kind of ordinary one?

I would really like to know
Which husbands exactly?
A week after the wedding,
Would I, sinner, be with you?
Everything is split between wives and husbands,
How will the Lord bless them?
But what about the husband, tell me yourself,
Will the hussar share with you?
KATE What hussar?
ALEXANDER What? Don't know which hussar? But that hussar repairman,
who was visiting your village!
KATE Yes, he is my brother.
ALEXANDER Which brother?
KATE Second cousin.
ALEXANDER I know these brothers! Thank you for this kind of brotherhood; servant
obedient!
KATE You forget"
ALEXANDER No, on the contrary, I really remember" Don't pretend - I'm still
I know.
KATE What do you know?
ALEXANDER I know that he wrote letters to you.
KATE Not true!
ALEXANDER That's great! I read it myself, and what kind of letters are these? "Angel
my, Katenka! “My angel,” where do they learn, hussars, to write such letters?
KATE So you were angry about this?
ALEXANDER Not enough, or what? What else would you like?
Katya laughs.
Well, why are you laughing?
KATE For mercy's sake, you are so funny!
ALEXANDER Who am I funny? No, I'm not funny, I'm offended" Maybe you
Explain why you received hussar letters?
KATE Nothing could be easier.
ALEXANDER Well, try and explain!
KATYA I don't want to.
ALEXANDER Katerina Ivanovna, please explain.
KATE You're not worth it.
ALEXANDER Katerina Ivanovna! I beg you, explain" don't be cruel.
KATE Well, then listen; Do you remember Katenka Rybnikova?
ALEXANDER What was your guest? For mercy's sake, she is Avdotya.
KATE This is the older sister, and that one is the other; these letters to her, I only
betrayed. He even wanted to marry her.
ALEXANDER How, really? Ah, Katerina Ivanovna! I'm a fool, a villain,
wicked, slanderer! Torment me, beat me! Guilty without guilt! And for what
Did these hussars get into my head? Forgive me, Katerina Ivanovna!
KATE No, it's too late now.
ALEXANDER Katerina Ivanovna, are you innocent?
KATE Well, of course! However, as you wish.
ALEXANDER R (throwing himself on his knees) Katerina Ivanovna, be generous,
don't make me die of grief.
KATE(crying) No! I'm a poor girl, I love the hussars" Every one of me
may offend" I am destined to be forever unhappy - to love forever yes
suffer alone.
ALEXANDER(on his knees) Katerina Ivanovna, forgive me.
KATE You won't be jealous anymore?
ALEXANDER R Never, Katerina Ivanovna "only"

PHENOMENON 13.

ZOLOTNIKOV(at the door) Bah! What news!

Katya runs away

ALEXANDER Father, it’s her, Katerina Ivanovna, Katya Tambovskaya! I
the monster of the human race, the hussar, wrote letters to Rybnikova, wanted to get married
on Rybnikova, and she, my Katenka, loved and suffered for me"
ZOLOTNIKO Yes, at least speak Russian.
ALEXANDER She suffered, father, but she loved for me.
ZOLOTNIKOV You, brother, are out of your mind!
ALEXANDER Father, hug me.
ZOLOTNIKOV Get off, you idiot; crushed everything!
ALEXANDER No, I must, I want, I decided to make amends
crime" I am obliged to Katenka; I cannot do otherwise: I will marry
Katya, on my Katya.
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, marry whoever you want; I'm finally tired of you. I'm giving you
give me a quarter of an hour to come to my senses, and then I’ll order you to have him examined at the provincial
board and put him in a madhouse. There will be no patience! Do you hear
I wish there was an answer in a quarter of an hour!
ALEXANDER R Father! Just hug me.
ZOLOTNIKOV Get away from me, you ass!

SCENE 14.

ALEXANDER(alone, walking around the room) No! Here's the situation" here's the situation. I
I’ll marry Katerina Ivanovna, that’s decided; this is my sacred duty.. But
I asked for Marya Petrovna’s hand; I excited her imagination" And what a girl
Marya Petrovna! Charm, ideal, death of reason. , I really wanted it
would like to get married! Yes, here’s Nastenka, my niece, and it wouldn’t look bad on her
marry" That's the situation! They won't allow you to marry three, but one is not enough! Here
it is a tender heart! This is what it leads to! And then the priest came with a knife;
It was easy for him, he married his mother, but what about me? Just killed
killed! Katenka, Nastenka, Mashenka; Nastenka, Mashenka, Katenka" What do I need?
do? I'm dying in my prime! (falls into a chair with a large back, so
it is not visible.)

PHENOMENA 15.

DARIA SEMENOVNA I can’t get enough of your Katenka, Agrafena
Grigorievna: in in every sense gorgeous!
KUBYRKINA Much mercy, Daria Semyonovna. Why don't you look at strangers! On
your Mashenka, I’m having tea, you won’t have time to stop looking at her. Just now we talked about her with
General Akhlebova. That's a girl, you could say she's a girl!
DARIA SEMENOVNA She kept everything to herself, but you raised yours at home?
KUBYRKINA At home, Daria Semyonovna.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Please tell me exactly what techniques are in big
She lived in the light of time... and what modesty, how she behaves!
KUBYRKINA I'm already pleased that Daria Semyonovna is with you
Mashenka got closer. Believe it or not, it’s been a month since we arrived, and I’m already
I think that Katenka has won a lot. Who should we learn from if not yours?
Mashenki? Here is an exemplary girl and what a beauty!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Belle femme, you want to say.
KUBYRKINA Yes, mother, it doesn’t matter" Well, there’s nothing to say, it’s a sight for sore eyes
your Masha.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Do you think your Katya isn’t fun to look at?
KUBYRKINA What manners!
DARIA SEMENOVNA What a bon ton!
KUBYRKINA What a pleasure!
DARIA SEMENOVNA What kindness in conversation!
KUBYRKINA One cannot help but congratulate
DARIA SEMENOVNA From the outside you will be happy.
KUBYRKINA I'm surprised she's not married yet! Grooms, I think, and
can't be counted!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yes, there are - fourteen generals have been wooed.
KUBYRKINA(to the side) He's lying" he's just lying!
DARIA SEMENOVNA There were colonels and captains, the prince was alone. Just me
Mashenka is not in bondage, let her choose. After all, she will have to live together, and not
to me. However, as a good friend, I can tell you a secret: today I
She talked to Mashenka.
KUBYRKINA Really? It was a happy day, and I told Katenka
Today.
DARIA SEMENOVNA My daughter is marrying a rich man; yeah that's not the point -
a good person. Have you perhaps heard about Alexander Zolotnikov?
KUBYRKINA What? What a nonsense! My daughter is marrying Zolotnikov; They
We've been engaged for a long time, but now we've decided again.
DARIA SEMENOVNA No, sir, excuse me... he immediately asked for Mashenka’s hand.
KUBYRKINA No, not Mashenka, but Katenka.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Little girls, they tell you!
KUBYRKINA No, sir, Katya" Your Mashenka, of course, is a sweet girl,
however, where can she compare with my Katenka! Although it is not very noticeable,
however, everyone knows that she is a little lopsided.
DARIA SEMENOVNA How? My little Mashenka is lopsided! Do you have eyes?
lopsided! I will order her to undress in front of you. Crooked! That's great! Not
Why did you get this from the fact that your daughter is all covered in cotton wool?
KUBYRKINA what? Is my daughter on cotton wool? I have a cotton wool coat, not my daughter
daughter is not a salop. My daughter is born as she is, but she only wears a dress
for the sake of decency. She has no one to deceive.
DARIA SEMENOVNA And it doesn’t deceive; Zolotnikov for nothing is not far
smart, however, and not such a vulgar fool as to marry your daughter.
KUBYRKINA And why?
DARIA SEMENOVNA But because everyone knows that your daughter ran after
a hussar officer who laughed at her and abandoned her; and then the poor one
an orphan was slandered, who was not guilty either in soul or in body. Noble
deed! The hussar told it himself.
KUBYRKINA You dare say this to me.. You! Don't you think?
everyone knows that your lopsided girl is in love with an Italian singer? Shame,
they say, looking at her is like sitting at the opera... everyone laughs!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Do you seem to be forgetting yourself? I won't let you in
I command.
KUBYRKINA I won’t go myself; and without you we will find, thank God, an acquaintance:
General Akhlebova is better than you, and may she find pleasure with me.
DARIA SEMENOVNA And I can’t hold back, mother, I can’t hold back!
KUBYRKINA Goodbye, mother, I’ll go get Katenka. You don't have my leg
will!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Good riddance!
KUBYRKINA But your daughter won’t marry our fiance... she won’t!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yours will stay in the girls!
KUBYRKINA I won’t allow you to joke with me; my uncle is a senator, I will find it
protect yourself! Leave quickly so that things don't get worse!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Yes, I tell you, yes I tell you, this is unheard of rudeness! Yes you
You can't deal with me like that! Goodbye, I won't see you again for ages!

SCENE 16.

ALEXANDER(from behind the chair) here she is! Here she is! What a thing it is!
One is lopsided, the other is on cotton wool. One loves the hussars, the other the Italians" and both
They tell me I'm a fool! (running out from behind the chair) But no, I’m not a fool! I don't
Let me fool myself. I'll do it my way! I will choose the third, that is, the first,
not one or the other, but the third, that is, the first! That's what it is, that's it
she, here she is! (seeing Nastya) Yes, here she is! Wait, madam, let me
tell you two words.
NASTYA To me?
ALEXANDER Are you angry with me?
NASTYA For what?
ALEXANDER Well, well, admit that you're angry?
NASTYA Not at all.
ALEXANDER Why! I showed you so much attention the first time, and
then he took up completely unrelated subjects.
NASTYA So what!
ALEXANDER R Let me ask first, do you have any relatives of the hussars?
NASTYA No.
ALEXANDER You don't sing Italian arias?
NASTYA I have no voice.
ALEXANDER What a priceless girl you are! Nastasya" as per the priest?
NASTYA Pavlovna.
ALEXANDER Nastenka! I solemnly offer my hand to you.
NASTYA Oh my god! You are certainly not healthy! Shouldn't I send for
doctor?
ALEXANDER You will be my doctor.
NASTYA Sorry, I don’t have time" (wants to leave)
ALEXANDER(holding) No, first decide the fate of my life. Not
just be embarrassed; tell me, will you be pleased for me to marry you?
NASTYA I wonder how you dare talk to me like that. I'm poor
girl, but I won't allow cheeky jokes.
ALEXANDER Yes, for mercy's sake, I'm not joking; I have a positive intention
marry you.
NASTYA Who told you that I shared this intention! Why are you
took me to marry the first person I met? I know in St. Petersburg
rich suitors are not afraid of rejection, but for me there is much more in life
except money. There, in the living room, they said now that you have two million, and,
I confess that on this occasion I heard so much that I felt disgusted.
However, it’s not difficult for you to get married, just say the word” and the brides will come running
from all sides, and what I need is not a wallet, but a person whom I could
love and respect. Farewell!
ALEXANDER Nastasya Pavlovna! Listen to me.
NASTYA For what? You've made a mistake about me: I'm not like others." Where can you understand
the pride of a poor girl who, for lack of other treasures, keeps
spiritual wealth? She will not exchange her soul for luxury that she does not need;
she may take pity and make her happy, because she values ​​herself highly, but
will never sell himself.
ALEXANDER So you are refusing me, Nastasya Pavlovna?
NASTYA Decisively.
ALEXANDER And you don't give up hope?
NASTYA Not the slightest.
ALEXANDER Listen, Nastasya Pavlovna, I’m stupid, funny, impudent, ignorant
- whatever you want; Only, really, I’m not a bad person. I have a tender
heart; well, am I to blame; Well, believe me, I’m still thinking about how to get attached,
love well, and then that’s it! The soul, the soul whispers:
“Get attached, you idiot, get attached,” - well, and here, as if on purpose, fate
teases. Either a hussar turns up, or some Italian, and I’m a fool with
money! Well, what do I need in this money, tell me yourself... Everyone wants my money, but
Nobody wants me, I myself.
NASTYA(aside) He really is pathetic. (out loud) Look, don't
hurry up - maybe you'll find it.
ALEXANDER Yes, I want you, Nastasya Pavlovna; you open my eyes. I
I feel like a new person; have pity on my rich position.
NASTYA I told you my decisive answer. Rest assured that I
I spoke to you out of conviction, and not out of empty coquetry. Don't be mad at
me; this lesson may be useful to you; when you get too forgetful
with some women, you will involuntarily remember that there are those who do not
only deserve, but even demand, respect.
(Curts down coldly and leaves.)

PHENOMENON17.

ALEXANDER Wow, the abyss! It doesn't get any easier hour by hour. It was three just now
brides, and now not a single one!
ZOLOTNIKOV(at the door) Well, have you made up your mind?
ALEXANDER Wait, wait"
ZOLOTNIKOV Who should I congratulate?
ALEXANDER Not with anyone: she refused!
ZOLOTNIKOV Who, Katenka?
ALEXANDER No.
ZOLOTNIKOV Mashenka?
ALEXANDER Not really!
ZOLOTNIKOV So who?
MASHA(enters) Alexander Vasilyevich, what does this mean? Is it true that you
Did you propose to Katenka? Do you want to insult me? Only it's not like that
it will work out" I have a brother in the Caucasus.. You will not get rid of him. Do you hear
is it?
ALEXANDER I really don’t understand what you want.
ZOLOTNIKOV That's what she's like!
KUBYRKINA ( enters) She’s already here, but what do I care? I'll send you out, I won't leave you
together. Marya Petrovna, I left a handkerchief in your room. Let me
get.
MASHA(to the side) How unbearable! It arrived on time! (out loud) Now
I'll bring it, sir.
KUBYRKINA Sorry to bother you! (leaves)
KATE(enters) Alexander Vasilyevich, what did I learn? you wanted again
deceive me: you are wooing Mashenka. This is too much." This won't work for you.
in vain - my second cousin will stand up for me, will fight with you
pistols, he will kill, he will certainly kill!
ZOLOTNIKOV This one is good too.
DARIA SEMENOVNA(enters) That’s right, she’s already picked up the guy: but I
for what? Katerina Ivanovna, mummy is calling you.
KATE(to the side) It’s just the right time for her to come” (aloud) Where is she?
DARIA SEMENOVNA I think I’ve gone here, I’ll take you (to the side) And then
I won't leave you alone.
ALEXANDER Do you hear, father, what a story it is.
ZOLOTNIKOV Shut up!
NASTYA(walking across the stage) Ah, I thought you left.
ALEXANDER No, I’m going... I’m going." Nastasya Pavlovna, I’m in despair.

Kubyrkina, Katya, Masha, Daria Semyonovna run out of different doors and
rush at Alexander, quickly and almost simultaneously.

DARIA SEMENOVNA No, it can't stay like this!
KUBYRKINA This should explain itself!
MASHA Yes, sir, if you please tell the truth!
KATE I have suffered enough from you!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Did you get married to my Mashenka?
KUBYRKINA Did you marry my Katenka?
DARIA SEMENOVNA I won't let my daughter be insulted.
KUBYRKINA And I will complain; my uncle is a senator.
KATE Why are you widening your eyes?
MASHA Why are you standing rooted to the spot? Speak up, explain!
ZOLOTNIKOV(running out) Sasha, Sasha! Are you here? Sasha, you and I are lost!
Dead! Trouble has happened! I feel bad!
ALEXANDER(with fear) Father! What happened to you?
ZOLOTNIKOV Burst! Burst!
ALEXANDER Who burst?
ZOLOTNIKOV
Tambov.
ALL Tambov!
ALEXANDER What, an earthquake?
ZOLOTNIKOV That is, not Tambov, but a Tambov farm-out, the deposits are all gone -
After all, my entire fortune was worth two million! I received the letter.
There is only one village left, and that one is being auctioned off." Sasha! We have nothing else.
ALEXANDER Well, thank God! And I was so scared: I thought that it was with you
cholera has arrived! So why shout like that? You won't have any money, but I
what, what am I supposed to do?
NASTYA(listening) Yes, he is a noble man!
MASHA Oh, poor Katerina Ivanovna!
KATE Oh, unfortunate Marya Petrovna!
KUBYRKINA I feel sorry for you, Vasily Petrovich, here! You can say"
unpleasant counterdance.
KATE Kontrdans, mummy.
KUBYRKINA Doesn't matter; all you have to do is humble yourself before Providence" Your son
young; Now he will settle down and marry Marya Petrovna.
DARIA SEMENOVNA No, your son was wooing Katerina Ivanovna; I'm with her
I don’t fight off suitors - let him live happily.
ZOLOTNIKOV Let me ask: who is marrying Sasha?
MASHA Certainly not me!
KATE And not me either!
ZOLOTNIKOV(to Nastya) Isn’t it you?
ALEXANDER No, father, she refused me even a rich man! Let's get out of here
It's time to come to my senses, money is making my head spin, so
I got crazy in my head. Now you have to be human yourself. What are you doing
you think I’m a blockhead, a chair, some kind of brute, I don’t feel what I do to you
must? You have done your best work for me, thank God, now it’s mine
queue. I will provide for you, I will feed you, I will go to anything, to the store, to
day laborers, shoemakers, artisans, farm laborers, journalists,
writers! (To the audience) Gentlemen, does anyone have a place? Without protection, you
you know, it’s difficult. Do not refuse, I will justify: honest, kind, loyal,
you will be satisfied! Well, let's go, father, let's be ourselves, and not an accessory to
your money. This lesson is worth all your wealth.
ZOLOTNIKOV Well, let's go.
NASTYA Wait, Alexander Vasilyevich, I’m to blame for you.
ALEXANDER You?
NASTYA I insulted you just now because I didn’t know your nobility
feelings.
ALEXANDER
Don't talk, don't talk, otherwise your heart will go up again
bottom; Now I don’t even dare to get married.
NASTYA And only now I can agree to your proposal; in my
a lot of pride and I feel like I can replace everything you've lost. Here
my hand to you.
ALEXANDER R What do I hear?.. Nastenka" Nastasya Pavlovna!
ZOLOTNIKOV My daughter! Hug me" Well, you hug me too, only in
last time.
KATE How touching!
KUBYRKINA This is nonsense!
DARIA SEMENOVNA Tell me, Vasily Petrovich, how could this misfortune
happen to you?
ZOLOTNIKOV Yes, if you please see, mother, it didn’t happen, but it could have
just happen.
KUBYRKINA What does it mean?
ZOLOTNIKOV This means that last year I gave up on everyone
payoffs, and two million will go, so be it, for Nastenka’s pins.
You cheated, mother, sinful man! I wanted to help out my Sasha.
NASTYA So you deceived me?
DARIA SEMENOVNA This is out of hand!
MASHA What is Nastya like? After all, I did, I must have guessed.
KATE I knew everything in advance; however, I’m very happy!
KUBYRKINA It's like nothing else; we will not allow ourselves to be fooled; I have
uncle senator!
SERVANT the guests have arrived.
DARIA SEMENOVNA Let's go, Mashenka. We have nothing to do here. And you,
Mother, congratulations, master! She repaid me for my care! Conducted everyone!
NASTYA I fooled everyone, “They will really think,” This is unbearable! No,
I'd rather give up my word.
ZOLOTNIKOV Who said that the word is sacred? No, if of any kind
If you're afraid, you won't be able to live like that. No, let them say whatever they want, and we
a merry feast and for the wedding.
ALEXANDER Hurry up, father!
ZOLOTNIKOV That's the same! And you look at your wife, and knock the nonsense out of your head, and
You will have joy and consolation, and not trouble, from a tender heart.
ALEXANDER R:
Having finished my adventures,
Now at this decisive hour,
I must ask for mercy
For the writer and us.
We are afraid that we are tired
You will console us, gentlemen,
So that tender hearts are in trouble
It really wasn't a disaster!

Creative tasks for a theater studio in kindergarten And primary school

Murashova Natalia Yuryevna Additional education teacher, Municipal Budgetary Educational Institution Secondary School No. 58, Khabarovsk.
Target: Theatricalization of a famous fairy tale in kindergarten.
Tasks:
- Adapt well-known fairy tales for short theatrical performances;
- Organize conditions for creative self-expression of a group of children;
- Develop improvisation skills among future KVN players.
Description: The idea of ​​remaking Russian folk tales for short improvisations came to me a long time ago. Just then I was developing and testing my theater club program for various parallels. “The Golden Key,” “Little Red Riding Hood,” and “The Scarlet Flower” went to the middle grades, and I rewrote these fairy tales for elementary school. But, I think, in kindergarten they will be even more appropriate (you can slightly rewrite the lines in the fairy tale Kolobok, since I did it for 4th grade). Somewhere else I had a fairy tale about Mashenka and the three bears... but over the years, the printout has disappeared somewhere. I'll find it and post it later.
Such an impromptu theater will be useful to many: educators, additional education teachers, theater club leaders, animators and interested parents. It can be used on any children's day birthday, celebrating the birthday person in the classroom, during theater classes in kindergarten or elementary school, in all sorts of events dedicated to theater week.
Progress:
Each participant in the action is given a piece of paper with one single phrase, which he will have to say every time he hears his “name” (role).
It is important to explain that you need to say your phrase differently each time: with different emotions corresponding to the situation.
It is extremely important to rehearse a couple of times in advance.

"CHICKEN RYABA"


Characters:
Grandfather - “Old age is no joy”
Grandma - “Youth is not life!”
Chicken Ryaba - “Where-tah-tah!”
Egg - “And I’m with a surprise!”
Mouse - “Well, they can’t do anything without me!”

THEATER – EXPROMT (text read by an adult)
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather (replica) and Baba (replica). And they had Chicken Ryaba (replica). The chicken laid it down (replica) Testicle (replica)- not a simple one, but a golden egg (replica). Grandfather (replica) beat and beat, did not break. Woman (replica) beat and beat, did not break. A Mouse (replica) ran, waved her tail... Egg (replica indignantly) rolled, fell and broke. Grandfather crying, Baba (sobbing, says his line) The chicken is crying and (replica) clucks. "Don't cry, Grandfather (replica), don't cry, Baba (replica), I'll lay you another Testicle (replica offended). Not golden, but simple.” And from then on the Ryaba Hen became (replica) every day an egg (another egg runs out and says the line: And I’m with a surprise!) carry. Or even two (the second egg runs out: Me too!), or even three (another one runs out: Yes, we are all here with surprises!). But there were no gold ones among them anymore.
All the artists come out to bow.

"KOLOBOK"


Characters:
Old man - “I want to eat!”
Old woman - “Where is my frying pan!”
Kolobok - “They won’t catch up with us!”
Hare - “Lap and hop, and I’m hungry like a wolf.” (you can wear a vest, like an airborne soldier)
Wolf - “Shnyaga shnyaga - communal life. U-U-U-U" (possible with guitar)
Bear - “I’m the strongest here!” (the largest or, conversely, the smallest actor)
Fox - “I don’t eat koloboks, better give me mushrooms”

TEXT
Once upon a time there lived an old man (replica) with the Old Woman (replica). Once upon a time the Old Woman (replica) broomed the barn, scraped the bottom of the barrel, kneaded the dough, baked Kolobok (replica) and put it on the window to cool. Tired of Kolobok (replica) lie on the window and he rolled from the windowsill - onto the rubble, from the rubble - onto the porch, from the porch - onto the path...
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and a Hare meets him (replica). Kolobok sang (replica) song and rolled on, only the Hare (replica offended) I saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and the Wolf meets him (replica). Kolobok sang (replica) song and rolled on, only the Wolf (replica) I saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and Bear meets him (replica in bass). Kolobok sang (replica) song and rolled on, only the Bear (replica) I saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and Fox meets him (replica). Kolobok sang (replica) a song, and while I was singing, Lisa (replica, rubbing paws) she quietly crept up and ate it.
This is where the fairy tale ends. Who watched - well done!

"TEREMOK"


Characters:
Teremok (2 people)- “Come in, make yourself at home!” (holding hands)
Mouse – “I’m a little mouse” (scratches behind ear with paw)
Frog – “I am a frog frog” (jumps)
Hedgehog - “I am a four-legged hedgehog”
Rook - “I am a foreign rook - fenkyu veri mach” (flapping its wings)
Donkey – “And I’m a sad donkey – before and after the elections”
Bear - “I’m going to crush everyone now!”

Text(adult reads, pausing for remarks)

Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here across the field-field Mouse (replica) she runs, ran and knocks on the Teremok. And the Mouse became (replica) live.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here across the field-field Frog (replica) runs, runs closer and knocks. The mouse looked out (replica) and began to call the Frog to her (replica) live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here's a Hedgehog across the field (replica) he runs, he ran to the door and knocks. And the mouse became (replica) yes Frog (replica) call for (waving their paws) Hedgehog to his place (replica) live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here above the Rook field (replica important) flies, lands near the door and knocks. And the mouse became (replica), Frog (replica) yes Hedgehog (replica) call Rook to you (replica) live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. Here, across the field, Donkey (replica) goes, he came to the door and knocked.. And the Mouse began (replica), Frog (replica), Hedgehog (replica) yes Rook (replica) invite Donkey to live with you.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), he is neither short nor tall. There's a Bear across the field (replica) wanders, he comes to the door and roars.. The Mouse got scared (replica scared), Frog (replica scared), Hedgehog (replica scared), Grach (replica scared) and Donkey (replica scared) and they jumped out of Teremok (replica scared). A Bear (replica) climbed onto the roof (hugged Teremok by the shoulders) and crushed Teremok (replica in chorus and dying voice).
That's the end of the fairy tale! Every viewer is well done!
The actors take their bows

Wolf song

Script for a Ukrainian production folk tale in a home puppet theater

Characters:

Wolf

Fox

Grandfather

Grandma

Dog

Narrator

In the foreground on the left is the grandfather’s hut with the woman, on the right are several snow-covered trees. In the background is the winter steppe.

Narrator

You can’t find a path in the steppe -

Everything around is white and white,

And right up to the windows

There is snow today.

Until the morning the snowstorm swirled,

Until morning all over the earth

The snow witch was running around

On a magic broom.

And in the ravine there is a hungry wolf

Howled sadly at the moon.

It’s unlikely that even a rootless dog

I envied him.

A Wolf comes out from behind the trees on the right.

Wolf

Woohoo! Oh, how chilly I am!

My stomach is rumbling.

A Fox appears from behind the trees on the right.

Fox

Yeah, godfather! And grandparents

It's sweet to sleep on the stove.

They have a laying hen, Ryaba,

A cockerel is a songbird

Yes sheep...

Wolf (with a sigh)

At least for me

Eat a pie with cabbage.

Fox

So let's go and sing carols.

Singing a song is not hard work!

Wolf

Okay, I'll sing them a song

Maybe they'll give you something!

The Fox and the Wolf slowly walk towards the hut.

Wolf and Fox (singing)

White fluff falls from the sky.

Grandfather and woman have a cockerel!

Grandma

Oh, my little dove,

It's great how they sing!

Give them a piece of pie

Otherwise they won't leave.

Grandfather

But no, everything was given away

Until the last blink.

Wolf (disappointed)

Was it in vain that we sang?

Fox

We can take the rooster too!

Grandfather brings out the cockerel to the Fox and the Wolf. Grandma and Grandfather are hiding in the hut, Wolf and Fox are going to the forest. The wolf begins to take the cockerel from the Fox.

Wolf

Give it to me! My poor belly

Stuck to the spine.

It's high time for me to have lunch.

I sang so hard that I was hoarse!

The fox hides the cockerel behind the trees.

Fox

Wait, we'll still have time

You and I will feast.

If we're lucky, we'll be able to

Carry the chicken!

The Fox and the Wolf go to the hut again.

Fox and Wolf (singing)

From hill to hill there is a path to the porch.

Grandfather and woman have a sheep in their house!

The pillow is stuffed with swan down.

Grandfather and woman have a laying hen in their house.

Cracklings are fried in a frying pan.

We sang a song, give us gifts!

Grandma looks out of the window, Grandfather comes out of the hut.

Grandfather

Grandma, look, back

It's not easy to carry them!

Grandma

But they sing so nicely!

Grandfather

These are unscrupulous people!

(To the Wolf and the Fox)

There is nothing to treat you with, brothers,

Stop standing under the window!

Wolf (disappointed)

Yes, but I tried so hard!

Fox

We can also take a laying hen!

Grandfather brings the chicken to the Fox and the Wolf. Grandma and Grandfather are hiding in the hut, Wolf and Fox are going to the forest. The wolf begins to take the chicken away from the Fox.

Wolf

We'll finally get our fill

To the full... from the heart...

Fox

No, we'll go back to the farm.

Kumanek, don't rush!

Wait, we'll still have time

You and I will feast.

If we're lucky, we'll be able to

And carol the sheep!

The Fox hides the chicken behind the trees and, together with the Wolf, goes to the hut again.

Fox and Wolf (singing)

From hill to hill there is a path to the porch.

Grandfather and woman have a sheep in their house!

Cracklings are fried in a frying pan.

We sang a song, give us gifts!

Grandfather looks out of the window, Grandma comes out of the hut.

Grandma

Do you hear, grandfather, they are singing again,

Nice caroling!

We need to give them gifts!

Grandfather

I'll kill them now!

Grandma

That's enough, Grandfather. You can't do that!

Fox

We want a sheep!

Wolf

Grandfather, bring her here

Get off the stove quickly!

Grandfather brings the sheep to the Fox and the Wolf. Grandma and Grandfather are hiding in the hut, Wolf and Fox are going to the forest. The wolf begins to take the lamb from the Fox.

Wolf (joyfully)

I'm hungry, I can't save you!

Well, let's share!

Fox

Maybe my grandfather hid something

It's too early to have fun!

The Fox hides the sheep behind the trees and, together with the Wolf, returns to the hut.

Fox and Wolf (singing)

From hill to hill there is a path to the porch

Grandfather and grandmother have a kind heart!

Cracklings are fried in a frying pan.

We sang a song, give us gifts!

Grandma looks out of the window.

Grandma

Fathers, they are coming again!

Grandfather comes out of the hut with a bag.

Grandfather

The stick is crying for them!

About the sides of such and the rod

It’s not a shame to break it off!

(To the Wolf and the Fox)

Here, take everything you have

Everything we are rich in!

Wolf

Maybe the calf is here?

The fox grabs the bag and starts running.

Wolf

Stop, Lisa! Where are you going?

The wolf catches up with the Fox and begins to take the bag. Grandfather and Grandmother are hiding in the house.

Fox

Move away! Everything here is mine!

I don't want to share!

Wolf

The two of us sang the song!

Give it here, fox!

The Wolf and the Fox snatch the bag from each other, it unties, and the Dog jumps out of it and begins to chase the Fox and the Wolf.

Dog

Woof! Woof! Woof! Here you go now

I'll give out gifts!

Fox

Unhook! Don't touch us!

Wolf

It's all a fox!

Fox

Take it all, take it all!

Cockerel, laying hen...

Dog

And give me the sheep

Red-haired thief!

The Wolf and the Fox are hiding behind the trees, the Dog behind them. After a while, the Dog appears with a cockerel, a chicken and a lamb and carries them into the hut.

Narrator

The blizzard has blown again

Stitches and tracks.

Walk on your own

The cats don't come out.

And about the wolf and the fox

They forgot in that house,

After all, they are caroling

We didn't go again!

End.

Preview:

Cat and Fox

Script for staging a Russian folk tale in a home puppet theater

Characters:

Man

Cat

Fox

Wolf

Bear

Hare

Forest. There are several trees in the left foreground. In the middle in the foreground there is a large tree with bushes under it. On the right is the Fox's hut. A man comes out from behind the trees on the left. He hardly pulls the bag behind him, in which the cat is moving and meowing pitifully.

Cat

Have pity on me, master!

Oh, where are they taking me?

Man (with a sigh)

Everyone chooses their own fate!

Cat (desperately)

Don't leave me in the forest!

I'm fluffy, I'm good,

I can sing songs!

Man

Did you eat sour cream?

Cat

No, horse!

Man

Stop lying!

Cat

Then bear!

Man

Well, who doesn’t catch mice?

They destroyed my whole house.

We ate bread, a bag of carrots -

Everything earned by hard work!

Cat

You, master, don't worry,

I will make an agreement with them.

A man lets the cat out of the bag.

Man

Don't come into my yard,

I'll deal with them myself.

I'll get another cat

What doesn't sleep on the stove.

The cat throws itself at the man's feet.

Cat

No, master!

Man

That's it, not a word!

The man turns and leaves the forest.

Cat (indignantly)

Murderers! Executioners!

I served him for three years -

Every year for ten years.

It's because of the sandwich

Sends to the next world!

I guarded the stove properly,

Day and night, in rain and snow.

I am a full member of the family,

I'm the best in the village!

It's okay, he'll understand

What can't be found.

Eh, I'm out of work!

And where to go now?

A cat with his head down slowly walks towards a large tree. A Fox appears from behind the bushes to meet him. The cat immediately lifts his nose up.

Fox

Good fellow, tell me,

Who is he, where is he from?

Make friends with me

I will be a faithful friend.

Cat

I am the rarest animal in the world,

English breed.

To you, distant lands

Sent by the governor!

Kotofey Ivanovich,

Please, love!

Fox (ingratiatingly)

Oh, forgive me

Don't judge strictly!

My house is the best in the forest,

I live in it alone.

The Fox hugs the Cat.

Fox

Kitty, respect Lisa,

I'll be like my own!

Are you ever single?

Cat

Single!

Fox

Well, fine!

Cat

Yes, I need a wife.

C'mon, I'm the boss of the house!

The Cat and the Fox go to the Fox's house and go inside. After a while, the Fox comes out of the house with a basket, and the Cat looks out the window.

Fox

Dear Kitty, I'll go,

I'll get the duck.

Cat

Okay, Foxy, I'm waiting.

Fox

I'll be there in an hour!

The cat hides in the house, and the Fox goes to a large tree.

Fox (singing)

Beautiful girls, don't wait

Get married yourself

After all, behind my husband's back

Like behind a stone wall!

The fox comes out from behind a large tree. A Wolf comes out from behind the trees on the left to meet her.

Wolf (hoarsely)

Hey Lisa! Where are you going?

What are you carrying in the basket?

Give it to me!

The wolf is trying to look into the basket. The fox jumps to the side.

Fox

Well, don't touch it!

Get out of the way!

The Fox backs away, the Wolf advances.

Fox

Don't expect a treat!

Wolf (menacing)

I stronger then you!

Fox

I'll complain, look

To my husband Kotofey.

He'll give you a paw in the forehead!

Wolf (perplexed)

And where did it come from?!

And who is he to

Was I afraid of him?

Fox (proudly)

He is the rarest animal in the world,

English breed.

To us, distant lands

Sent by the governor!

Kotofeya himself

I am now a wife!

The wolf respectfully moves away.

Wolf

Let's take a look at him,

Just a peek, friend!

Fox

What are you, what are you! Kotofey

A painfully angry beast -

Will eat a hundred devils for breakfast

And you won't be full!

You won't have to, brother, here you go

He likes you

The hour is not even, it will delay

He has the right!

Wolf (scared)

Fox

Bring the lamb.

And don’t even think about entering the house,

Wait for us at the ravine.

You better hide yourself

So as not to offend.

Now get out of the way!

Wolf

I have never seen in my life

So that someone would be so fierce!

There will be a lamb for you.

Tell me what I wanted

Children for you, twins.

The wolf bows and runs away, hiding behind a large tree. Lisa moves on.

Fox (singing)

If the husband is respected,

They don’t offend the wife -

I'm behind my husband's back

Like behind a stone wall!

The fox is hiding in the forest on the left. A Bear crawls out from behind the bushes under a large tree and slowly walks towards the forest.

Bear (singing)

You will spend a day in the raspberry field,

You won't be full anyway!

Stop talking nonsense

I'll go to the forest for honey!

A Fox with a duck comes out of the forest on the left towards the Bear and tries to pass by him. The bear stops her.

Bear

Stop, Lisa. Come here

Duck and basket.

Maybe you should then

I'll give way.

Fox

Clubfoot, get out of the way!

Bear (menacing)

I stronger then you!

Fox (sarcastically)

I'll complain, look

To my husband Kotofey.

He won't spare you!

Bear (puzzled)

I haven't met him.

He is a hunter and a bandit,

For me to be afraid?

Fox (proudly)

He is the rarest animal in the world,

English breed.

To us, distant lands

Sent by the governor!

Kotofeya himself

I am now a wife!

The bear backs away.

Bear

I'd like to look at him

Just a peek, friend.

Fox

What are you, what are you! My husband

A painfully angry beast -

It's scary even for me

I'm afraid of being killed.

You won't have to, brother, here you go

He likes you

The hour is not even, it will delay

He has the right!

Bear (scared)

What to do? What do i do?

Fox

Bring the bull to us.

And don't even think about entering the house.

Bear

I won't go in!

Fox

You better hide yourself

So as not to offend.

I'm in a hurry, move aside!

The bear lets the Fox through, she goes to her house.

Bear (thoughtfully)

Wait and see!

The bear goes into the forest, and the Fox enters the house. After a while, a Wolf with a lamb comes out from behind the trees on the left and heads towards a large tree.

Wolf (shaking)

How scary, just creepy!

Scary, no urine!

The wolf, before reaching the tree, sits down.

Wolf

I need to rest a little,

Something very scary!

A Bear with a bull appears from behind the trees on the left, approaches the Wolf and stops.

Bear

Hey, great brother Levon,

How far is it with your luggage?

Wolf (with a sigh)

Bow to Kotofey.

Bear (also with a sigh)

Yes, I’m there too!

The Bear and the Wolf, each with their own gift, approach the Fox's house. They leave the gifts and return to the big tree.

Bear

Listen, go and knock,

Just be quiet.

Wolf (whispers)

You, Mikhalych, don’t shout,

Suddenly they will hear.

Oh, I won't go there

You better try it.

Bear (also in a whisper)

No, I'd rather wait

He's a special animal!

A Hare runs out from behind the trees on the left.

Wolf

Stop! Come here with a scythe!

We really need you.

Bear

Call the cat and the fox

This is where their dinner lies.

The hare runs to the hut.

Bear (to the wolf)

I climbed a tree

We need to hide!

The bear climbs up and settles on the top of the tree. The wolf tries to climb, but he fails. He is hiding in the bushes.

Wolf

Okay, time is running out.

Yes, that will do!

The hare is knocking on the hut.

Hare

Is anyone home? Knock knock!

Hey, welcome your guests!

Come out! Knock knock!

Where are you? Open up!

Fox looks out the window.

Fox

What kind of guests? Who's come?

Hare (scared)

The wolf came with the bear.

Fox

This is very good.

(into the hut)

Honey, we have neighbors.

There is a loud noise in the house. The hare runs all the way to the forest and hides behind the trees. The wolf is not visible behind the bushes. The bear lowers its head. The Fox disappears into the house and soon leaves it with the Cat. The bear peeks out.

Bear (to the wolf)

Something is not very tall,

Unpretentious in appearance.

In vain they brought gifts!

But how fluffy!

Suddenly the Cat pounces on the gifts.

Cat

Mau! Mau!

Bear (to the wolf)

Not great

But he is very gluttonous!

“Not enough, not enough!” - speaks,

He wants to eat us too.

Let me take a look too

Can't see through the foliage.

Bear

What a glutton, just terrible!

How is he not ashamed!?

A wolf peeks out from behind the bushes. The bushes are swaying. The cat jumps into the bushes and grabs onto the Wolf.

Cat

Meow! There must be a mouse here!

I'll catch her!

Wolf (horrified Bear)

Help, why are you sitting there?

He's breaking me!

The wolf throws the cat off and runs into the forest. The cat climbs a tree.

Bear (panicked)

And he saw me

I need to save myself!

The Bear falls from the tree and runs into the forest after the Wolf.

Bear

He wanted to kill me!

Help, brothers!

The bear disappears behind the trees, the Fox approaches the tree.

Fox (following the Bear and the Wolf)

Grandma (with a sigh)

How should we deal with you, Grandfather?

What to cook lunch from?

I scraped the bottom of the barrel,

Only a mouse found it there!

We don't have it in your closet

No cabbage, no carrots,

You know, you have to disappear!

Grandfather

We need to sell something!

I'll take it to the market

Our favorite samovar.

Grandma, you clean it up.

It’s like he’s nothing!

They would give a nickel for it.

Grandma

We've already sold it!

Grandfather

Really? That's the trouble

How do we drink tea then?

Okay, look in the chest!

Grandma

A spider has been living there for a long time.

At the market for it

They won't give us anything.

We'd better sell the hat!

Grandfather

Have you forgotten, Grandma?

What did I sell for half a piece?

A hat and bought a laying hen.

Chick-chick!

The Ryaba Chicken appears from under the table between Grandfather and Grandmother and flaps its wings.

Chicken Ryaba

Ko-ko-ko!

Here I am, Grandfather, not far away!

I didn't just come

I laid an egg for you.

Chicken Ryaba takes out an egg from under the table, gives it to Grandma and leaves the hut, hiding behind a log wall. The grandmother puts the egg on the table, goes to the stove and takes out a frying pan from behind it.

Grandma (joyfully)

This is wonderful, for lunch,

I'll cook an omelette!

Grandma puts the frying pan on the table and knocks an egg on it. The testicle doesn't beat.

Grandma (surprised)

And the egg is not just

And the egg is so hot,

And it seems to me that it

Bone and tricky!

Grandfather gets up from the table and approaches Grandma.

Grandfather

This grief is not a problem!

Come on, Grandma, give it here.

I'll smash it in no time!

Grandfather takes the egg and tries to break it on the frying pan. Slams his hand on the testicle. Grandma blows on her.

Grandma

So there was no care!

They tell you it

Bone and tricky!

Grandfather puts an egg in a frying pan. Grandfather and Grandmother sit down at the table.

Grandfather

We should call for help!

Grandma

Just calm down, for God's sake!

We won't eat the egg

And we won’t give it to others,

After all, the chicken is from him

It will be born - wow!

Go get some chicken.

Grandfather

You, Grandma, look

Behind the unbreakable testicle.

The grandfather leaves the hut, hiding behind the log wall on the right.

Chick-chick! Birdie, birdie!

The grandmother takes out the egg, puts it on the table, takes the frying pan and carries it to the stove. A mouse appears from under the table, climbs onto the table, takes the egg in its paws and sniffs it.

Mouse

I would like some cheese! I'm a mouse!

The grandmother, seeing the mouse, runs to the table and swings a frying pan at it.

Grandma

Screw you, villain! Shoo-shoo-shoo!

The mouse throws the egg down and hides under the table. Grandma drops the frying pan behind the screen and grabs her head.

Grandma

Grandfather, here!

Grandfather immediately runs out from behind the log wall.

Grandfather

So what happened?

Grandma (wailing)

A mouse was running across the table,

Only I said: “Shoo!”

The way she waved her tail

Turned everything upside down

And the egg rolled...

Oops, it crashed! Oops, it crashed!

Grandfather (in hearts)

Wow, villain! Oh, trouble!

I will never forgive her!

What a misfortune has happened!

Oops, it crashed! Oops, it crashed!

Grandfather and Grandmother sit next to each other at the table and cry. Ryaba Hen appears from behind the log wall and approaches the table.

Chicken Ryaba

What are you, Grandma, what are you, Grandfather?

Was the omelette not a success?

Grandfather

A mouse was running across the table,

Grandma told her: “Shoo!”

And she waved her tail,

Turned the house upside down

And the egg rolled...

Grandfather and Grandmother (in unison)

Oops, it crashed! Oops, it crashed!

Chicken Ryaba stands between Grandmother and Grandfather and hugs them.

Chicken Ryaba

Full of crying and sobbing,

I'll take another one for you -

Not simple, golden!

Buy a bag of eggs

And all will be well!