Vadim Grossman. "Vovka in the distant kingdom." "New Year in the Far Far Away Kingdom." Script for the preparatory group Script for the New Year's play Vovka in the Far Far Away Kingdom

Elena Nemchenko

(Children enter the hall to the music and form a circle around the tree. The tree is on fire.)

Leading. Our dear guests!

We hasten to congratulate everyone.

May they come in the coming year

Good luck and success to you!

May it be for everyone, good people,

Not afraid of worries,

He will not just be New,

And happy New Year!

1 child. How good it is that in this room

We meet again!

We have been waiting for this holiday for a long time

And he came in the frost of winter!

2nd child. Let the poems and songs sound,

Let children's laughter ring.

And adults too with us

It's not a sin to have fun!

3 child. Today is a wonderful day

Won't melt away without a trace

We are this joyful holiday

We will never forget!

Leading. Let's go near the Christmas tree

Let's have a round dance,

Let everyone have fun

And let everyone sing!

Round dance “Everything is white on the street...”

4 child. She's been coming to us for a holiday all year

Green beauty of the forests.

Then I quietly dressed up in this room,

And now her outfit is ready.

5 child. We are all admiring the Christmas tree today,

It gives us a delicate aroma.

And the best New Year's holiday

He comes with her to kindergarten.

6 child. When the sparklers are shining

When the firecrackers thunder,

Happy New Year to everyone, congratulations on new happiness,

And we will sing at the Christmas tree!

Round dance “In a spacious bright hall...”

(Everyone sits on chairs. Three children come out.)

1 child. The past old year is leaving

And time does not wait in a hurry.

The last calendar leaf has been torn off,

The New Year is coming to us.

2nd child. The New Year is coming, what will it bring to the children?

Will bring snowflakes - light fluffs,

New toys, loud crackers.

It will also bring a lot of laughter for everyone.

3 child. Clean forest, blizzard field

The winter holiday is coming to us.

So let's say it together...

Together. Hello, hello, New Year!

Song "New Year's Carnival".

Leading. On this winter starry evening

The old year is passing away.

The New Year is coming to us with gifts.

By magical path you can enter a fairy tale.

But where is the magic path?

How can we look into a fairy tale?

The music is about to start,

We will be able to get into a fairy tale.

(The lights are turned off. The children, to the accompaniment of mysterious music, move one after another around the hall like a “snake”, walk around the tree and sit down in their places. King Pea sits on the throne, next to him is Princess Nesmeyana).

Leading. We welcome you, Your Majesty!

We have arrived to you in huge numbers!

Tsar. Hello, hello, dear guests!

So, let's celebrate the holiday with joy!

Only we have a big problem:

Soon the palace will collapse from the screams,

The roar constantly echoes him,

(Nesmeyana is crying)

Well, shut up at least a little bit, finally!

Here is my beloved daughter,

He doesn't want to shut up even for a second.

For her whims, screams, tears,

They began to call Nesmeyanaya.

(Nesmeyana cries).

Well, well, Nesmeyanushka, don’t cry!

Well, do you want some ice cream?

Nesmeyana. Don't want! (Crying)

Tsar. Well, would you like some cake?

Nesmeyana. Don't want! (Crying).

Tsar. Well, tell me, what do you want?

Nesmeyana. I don’t want to talk, I don’t want to eat!

I'll be whining all day! Don't listen to anyone!

Tsar. Well, wait, wait, don’t cry! I already have a crown from

your roar slid to the side.

Nesmeyana. I will roar! Why do I keep screaming?

What do you care!

I do not want anything! I'm tired of everything!

Tsar. I issue a royal decree

Listen, everyone, to my royal order:

Who makes the princess laugh better?

He will receive half the kingdom in an instant!

Nesmeyana. Hot!

Tsar. You go outside, it will get cold.

Look, what a snowstorm it was.

Nesmeyana. I don't want winter, I want summer!

Tsar. Ugh, you are so stupid, and also a princess!

Yes, you know, if it weren’t for winter, there wouldn’t be snow!

Nesmyana. I still want summer!

Tsar. Well done! Have you forgotten about winter fun? So ask your guests, they will remind you.

Round dance game “What do we like in winter?”

Leading. Everything is white in winter, there is a lot of snow.

I brought you lumps of white snow.

We will play with them, develop strength and dexterity.

Do you like to play hockey? Then we'll have a competition.

Game "Hockey".

Tsar. This is how much fun it is in winter, I wish I could go play!

Nesmeyana. I'd rather sit in a castle and die of boredom!

(The Sultan and oriental beauties come out to oriental music).

"East Dance".

Sultan. O maiden, incomparable beauty!

I flew from the east through the skies.

Can you tell me how to please you?

Nesmeyana. Try to get creative and show off a trick!

Sultan. For this I need magic water.

(A girl in an oriental costume brings out a tray on which there are three jars of water. Inside, a thick layer of gouache is applied to the lids.)

Sultan. Now this water will turn colored.

(Takes the jar and makes rotational movements with it.)

You little water girl, spin around and turn into a colored one!

Akhalay, makhalay!

(She shakes the jar, the water becomes colored. She does the same with other jars. The girl takes away the colored water on a tray.)

Tsar. You have pleased and surprised us, overseas guest!

You won’t find a more skillful wizard in the world!

Sultan. Oh beautiful princess! Why are you screaming so loudly?

What a timid and arrogant donkey!

Nesmeyana. Who's the donkey? Am I a donkey? How dare you say that?

They took over the fashion - they call the Tsar’s daughter whatever they want!

(The Sultan and the oriental beauties leave. Ivan comes out.)

Ivan. I am ready to serve the king! Who needs to make people laugh here?

Tsar. And who will you be, a smart, mischievous guy?

Ivan. I, your future son-in-law, have come to receive half the kingdom?

Tsar. Help me out, Vanyusha-friend, look, there’s water around

The flood began from the princesses' tears!

Ivan. I’ll make the princess laugh in an instant, stop being sad and crying!

Have fun, kids, there will be a Russian game!

Game "Tent".

(For the game, three chairs are placed, they are covered with large Russian scarves. Four children form circles around each chair. The children walk in a circle and sing:

“We are funny guys, we’ll all gather in a circle.

Let’s play and dance and rush to the meadow!”

Children go to the center and dance. The presenter tells them: “We’re building a tent!” Children run to their chairs, pull a scarf over their heads in the form of a roof, each holding their corner with both hands. The circle that builds the tent the fastest wins.)

Nesmeyana. I didn't like the game, it's not fun!

Just you know - make noise, play everything, and sing songs!

Tsar. Everyone has children, well, like children, but I’m not lucky with my daughter,

Everyone dances and plays, because today is New Year!

Leading. If we call Grandfather Frost here now,

He knows everything, he can do everything, he can give advice.

We are waiting for Santa Claus with excitement and impatience.

Let's call him in unison, together.

Children. Father Frost!

(Santa Claus enters).

Father Frost. Hello my dears!

Hello, my beautiful ones!

All my friends gathered in the New Year's bright hour.

We haven't met for a whole year, I miss you!

Happy New Year! I wish you happiness and joy!

A hundred years of bright life, and a hundred pounds of health!

What's new with you? Tell me now?

Leading. So that we can spend the holiday near the Christmas tree without interference,

We wanted to cheer up Nesmeyan as quickly as possible.

Father Frost. Maybe there weren't enough songs?

Maybe there wasn't enough dancing?

We'll start a round dance and sing near the Christmas tree!

Round dance "Santa Claus is our New Year's guest."

Leading. Santa Claus, do you like to play?

Father Frost. Of course, guys!

Leading. Then play with us the game “Guess it!”

Game "Guess it!"

(Children imitate playing musical instruments, Santa Claus tries to guess the musical instrument and is wrong every time).

Leading. Santa Claus, you've probably never seen musical instruments? Well, it doesn't matter! we will introduce you to them and show you how to play. Guys, take your tools apart and have fun!

Orchestra “In the garden, in the vegetable garden...”

Tsar. You are great musicians! Now, I wish I could learn to play!

Nesmeyana. I can’t listen to this, I’ll cover my ears!

(Covers his ears and squeals).

Father Frost. Nothing lifts your spirits like that

what a good dance!

Leading. Get into pairs quickly, hold hands tightly,

One, two, three, four, five, let's dance the polka!

Polka "Kremena".

Father Frost. Oh, how hot I got

I'm not used to living in the warmth!

Bring some water, and it’s colder, so I can drink!

(The presenter hands Santa Claus a mug. There is confetti at the bottom of the mug. Santa Claus “drinks.”

Father Frost. The water is good, and I’ll give you a treat!

(He approaches his parents and pours confetti on them.)

Leading. Well, Santa Claus, what a joker!

Father Frost. My snowflakes, fly quickly

Give your grandfather some coolness!

"Dance of the Snowflakes."

Nesmeyana. I'm frozen to the bones,

Santa Claus has gone crazy.

It doesn’t take long to get sick, your ears are freezing, your nose is freezing!

Leading. We sang and played, danced the polka merrily,

What to do, how to be, how to make Nesmeyan laugh?

Father Frost. This means that we will have to try another means,

So, it’s finally worth inviting the Snow Maiden!

Leading. Let's shout “Snow Maiden” together!

(The Snow Maiden enters the hall to the music).

Snow Maiden. Affectionately everyone calls me Snegurochka

And they are waiting impatiently at the festive tree.

Father Frost. Hello, hello, granddaughter,

Hello dear!

You and I have been called to the kingdom of Far Away.

Nesmeyana, the Tsar's daughter, howls at the top of her lungs.

As a human being, only one doesn’t want to celebrate.

We dance, we have fun - she looks sad,

We did round dances, and she sat like an owl.

Snow Maiden. What's strange about this? After all, you all danced yourself,

But she was never invited to their round dance.

We didn’t think of inviting her with us -

That made her roar, and you laughed!

Take her to dance, and see what happens!

(Ivan comes out)

Ivan. Under the Tsar, and under the Pea, mischievous buffoons

On the way to the booth we lost a drum.

It’s not a problem for us, the musicians are no matter what!

We hit spoons and play the harmonica.

We dance in the morning, we dance in the afternoon - we never get tired!

"Dance of the buffoons."


(At the end of the dance, Ivan dances with Nesmeyana. She smiles.)

Tsar. I express my gratitude to you and say thank you,

You healed and made my little laugher laugh!

Leading. Our holiday is coming to an end,

the old year is leaving us.

Let's celebrate the New Year and wish everyone peace and happiness!

Song "Merry Christmas".

Leading. Dear Grandfather Frost, what would New Year be without gifts? All the guys were looking forward to them.

D ed Frost. I'm old, I completely forgot. Well, it’s okay, I’ll quickly fix that now. You know that Santa Claus can do anything. I am a real wizard and now magic will happen before your eyes. Bring me a big cauldron,

Place it here on the table.

Salt, sugar and a bucket of water, some ice and tinsel.

I’ll add a snowflake, just a minute, friends!

(takes a ladle and stirs).

We need to mix everything in the cauldron,

(covers with lid)

Magic words to say:

(Conducts ladle)

Snow, snow, snow, ice, ice, ice!

Miracles for the New Year! Everyone, cook, cook, cook

And turn into gifts!

(Hits the pan with a ladle, removes the lid, takes out gifts).

Look under the tree, you will find gifts there!

(Gift distribution).

Snow Maiden. It's time for us to say goodbye,

goodbye, kids!

Father Frost. I’ll come back in a year and bring new fairy tales!

Together. Happy New Year!

Scenario of the New Year's performance
"Vovka in the Far Far Away Kingdom"

Characters:
teacher
Vovka
Tsar
Anfisa
The newest Russian grandmothers: Matryona and Flower
Baba Yaga
gold fish
One-Eyed Dashing
Father Frost
Snow Maiden
2 buffoons

Vovka
Music is playing
Vovka comes out and throws his briefcase
Everyone is on vacation, but I have tests and bad marks that need to be corrected. Now it would be like in a fairy tale: “At the behest of the pike, at my will!” Eh
The teacher comes out. She is decorating the Christmas tree.

Teacher Maria Ivanovna
It's winter again in the city,
And the blizzards are a mess.
A wonderful holiday awaits us
New Year is coming to us!
A fairy tale will come to us on holiday -
Games, Christmas tree, round dance.
New Year is coming,
Children have a lot of worries.
New Year is on its way,
He will fulfill all your dreams!
We'll be there for a moment
In the distant kingdom.
How to celebrate the New Year
In this state?

Addresses to the guys:
Are you guys ready for a fairy tale? (Children answer)
Then listen to the riddles:
(the teacher asks trick riddles, and Vovka answers in rhyme)
In the thicket, with my head raised,
Howls from hunger (giraffe) - wolf
Who knows a lot about raspberries?
Clubfoot, brown (wolf) – bear
Daughters and sons
Teaches to grunt (ant) - pig
Who loves to run through the branches?
Of course, the red (fox) is a squirrel
Fastest from fear
Rushing (turtle) – hare
A furry (crocodile) ram walked along the mountain slope
Well done boys. And you, Vovka, don’t know how to solve riddles, in Russian you have -2, in mathematics 0 2, even in labor - 2. Can’t you really do anything yourself?

Vovka
Everything on my own, I'm tired of it. It's all about royal life. Just do nothing.

teacher
Everything is clear with you, Vovka. You need to visit the distant kingdom, learn your wits, and the guys will help you.
(music sounds)
Everyone knows: on New Year's Day
If you wish,
Miracles happen
The fairy tale comes to life.
(Vovka falls asleep. Voice-over:
“Sleep, Vovka, and listen: you will find yourself in the distant kingdom, experience many adventures, meet different heroes, but only one of them will teach you what to do. Magic snowflakes will help you find it."
(change of scenery: throne, inscription “Far Away Kingdom”, fence)
(Vovka wakes up and stretches)

Vovka
Oh, what a dream I had – it was as if I found myself in a fairy tale. (calling) Maria Ivanovna! (listens, looks around, reads the inscription syllable by syllable) Three kingdoms.
Oh! So this is not a dream! And I’m in this outfit! I'm in trouble! (clothes are prepared on the desk. Vovka finds them and changes clothes)
Oh, just right! Exactly what is needed!
(takes a snowflake from the desk)
What else is this? Ah, I remembered! This is a magical snowflake! She will help you find someone.
(reads) “He is the most important on earth”
(thinks) Is it a king?
(the king appears on stage with a bucket and a large brush. He begins to paint the fence and sings at the same time)

Tsar
I have mountains of zlotys
And there is what to eat, and there is what to drink.
But I paint, I paint fences,
So as not to be branded as a parasite.

Vovka
Tsar, ah, king!
(the king runs to the throne, puts on the crown, takes the scepter and orb, then sees Vovka, sighs with relief)

Tsar
How you scared me! I thought I don’t know who came.
(takes off the crown, puts down the scepter and orb, goes to the fence, continues to paint)

Vovka
Tsar, ah, king!

Tsar
What do you want?

Vovka
Are you the king?

Tsar
Well, king!

Vovka
Tsar, why are you painting fences? You're supposed to do nothing!

Tsar
Yes I know! But if you do nothing, you can die of boredom. So I'm painting the fence. Both benefits and warm-up. And then I’m not a real king, but a fairy tale one. Do you approve?

Vovka
No - ah! (Sits on the throne, puts on the crown)
You are the king. If you want a cake, if you want ice cream, he paints fences. Ha-ha-ha!

Tsar
So! It's clear! Would you give up your seat to an older person, or weren’t you trained at school?

Vovka
Please! (Rises up, the king sits on the throne)

Tsar
Give the crown here. She's too big for you.

Vovka
Please! (Takes off the crown and gives it away)

Tsar
(puts on a crown) So you say it's a cake?

Vovka
(Licking) Yeah!

Tsar
I'll have to cut off your head!

Vovka
For what?! (Horrified)

Tsar
Parasite! A quitter and a lazy person rolled into one!

Vovka
No, I can do something!

Tsar
So what?

Vovka
I can sing, dance, I have an A in music!

Tsar
Well, come on, have fun with me! I haven't heard anything new for a long time.

Vovka
Guys, help. Otherwise my head is off my shoulders! Let's sing a song.
A song is playing.

Tsar
Well, well done, Vovka! Good song! I forgive you for now. Now look how we are having fun in our distant kingdom. Hey, you fools, come on, have some fun with us!

Skomorokh 1
Hello people, honest children,
Are you being mischievous, aren't you?
Are you obedient or what?
However, this is all nothing!

Skomorokh 2
Come, come!
Just take care of your pockets!
Come, honest people, people of God,
Covered with matting!
For a copper nickel we’ll show you everything this way and that way!

Skomorokh 1
Welcome, dear guests! You're welcome!
Have fun and joy!
We have been waiting for you for a long time!
We don’t start the holiday without you!

Skomorokh 2
We have something for everyone
And a place and a word!
We have prepared some fun things for you to suit every taste.
To whom - a fairy tale, to whom - a song, to whom - a dance!

Skomorokh 1
The best and favorite pastime is a game! We will tell you different news, if it’s joyful, then shout loudly “Hurray!”, and if it’s not very good, then shout “Oooh!”
(take turns reading)
-They came to our New Year's holiday
Wonderful guys! ("Hooray!)
-There are cute girls here! (Hooray!)
-And grimy boys! (Oooh!)
- Sorry, there are smart boys here! (Hooray!)
- Every second student here is a poor student! (Oooh!)
- Every first one is smart! (Hooray!)
- New Year is coming soon! (Hooray!)
- Our holidays are starting! (Hooray!)
- They will last one day! (Oooh!)
- No, two weeks! (Hooray!)
- Santa Claus has prepared delicious gifts for us! (Hooray!)
- A large jar of mustard! (Oooh!)
- No! Tasty candy! (Hooray!)

Skomorokh 2
Let's have a fun relay race with candies!
Music is playing.
(they conduct a relay race, hand over fake candies)
(A terrible roar and roar is heard, the king puts on headphones)

Vovka
What is this noise?

Tsar
This is my little blood, my beloved daughter - Princess Anfisa has come.
Save yourself who can.

Anfisa
Cheer up here!
Collapsed here! (Pushes the cat with his foot)
(Touches the Christmas tree with his hand) It’s prickly here! Dad! (the king runs up and blows on his finger) He’s bloated here! (pushes the king)

Vovka
Is this your daughter?

Tsar
What can you do. Costs of education.

Vovka
You said - beloved daughter, little blood.

Tsar
Of course, isn’t it, I drank all the blood! (Anfisa roars)

Vovka
(To Anfisa) Stop crying. You are a princess! If I had a ball I would be a prince. Would you like some cake? Do you want ice cream? And what do you want?

Anfisa
What do I want? What do I want? I don't want anything! (roars)

Tsar
Well, here we go again! Vovka cheered her up, you can do it!

Vovka
In general, my favorite lesson is recess, and my favorite thing during recess is rambling!

Anfisa
Tararam? This is what I love!
Music is playing. Vovka and Anfisa are doing tararam exercises.
Let our feet dance
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along with us louder.
Clap louder for us!

Let our hands dance
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along with us louder.
Clap louder for us!

Let our belly dance!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along with us louder.
Clap louder for us!

Let our ears dance!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along with us louder.
Clap louder for us!

And this is how the tails dance!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along with us louder.
Clap louder for us!

We will never get tired!
We dance ta-ra-ram!
Sing along with us louder.
Clap louder for us!

Tsar
And Anfisa was amused. Well done, Vovka!

Anfisa
Vovka is a carrot!

Vovka
Anfiska is a rat, a rotten radish, rolling around on the floor, left without a tail.

Anfiska
(Yells) Dad! He's calling him names!

Tsar
You, Vovka, have gone too far. To offend the Tsar's daughter! Guards!
Music is playing. (Grandmothers enter with helmets on their heads and halberds in their hands.)

Matryona
Was the guard called?

Tsar
The guards were called, who are you?

Anfisa
And where are the real guards?

Flower
They're in shambles!

Matryona
You yourself are in a hole. They are nervous, stuck on the computer!

Tsar
And who are you?

Grandmas
Newest Russian grandmas!
We stopped by for an hour.
Hello! Bonjour! Hello!
Well, come meet us soon.
You are very lucky!
(Chanting)
Music is playing. We will, we will, grandmas! (4 times)

Flower
Well, did you call frequently, father?

Tsar
And I already forgot.

Anfisa
But I didn’t forget! Catch Vovka quickly and pull your ears harder so that he doesn’t tease you!

Vovka
Oh, guys, save me, let me through. And detain them!
Music is playing. Vovka runs away, the grandmothers catch up, and the Tsar and Anfiska join them.
(Vovka on stage)
What, got caught?! Hold your pocket wider! Hey Anfiska, you have a rat in your pocket. Hey, King Athanasius, seven by eight, eight by seven! And I found another snowflake!
(Vovka runs away across the stage, removes the snowflake from the throne)

Anfisa
Hold him!

Tsar
Guards! Grab him! (the king and Anfisa run after Vovka)

Flower
Listen, Matryon, how did we end up here?

Matryona
Don't talk, Klavk. I don't understand anything. She was torn from the stove.

Flower
What kind of slab is it from, reinforced concrete?

Matryona
From gas! I was preparing a festive lunch. And here - on you! We ended up in some fairy tale, no less, the jokes of Santa Claus!

Flower
Yes, it’s not for nothing that they say: how will you celebrate the New Year?

Matryona
Serves you right! I always said: "Who gets up early"

Flower
He's annoying everyone!

Matryona
That's not what I wanted to say! He who gets up early sings songs!

Flower
And I love to sing, well, if we are here, let’s sing with the guys.
A song is playing.
(Vovka runs in in the snow, in tinsel, reading words on a snowflake)

Vovka
There is no one older in the Universe.

Flower
Oh, who came to us! Father Frost! Did you bring us gifts?

Matryona
What are you saying, Klavka? What kind of Santa Claus is this? This is the same lazy and robber Vovka!

Vovka
Why am I lazy?!

Matryona
You're a bad student, you won't be able to solve a single riddle!

Vovka
Do you know how to do this yourself?

Flower
Why not! Come on, Matryon, make a wish.

Matryona
All year round in a green fur coat,
In small needles.
Every round dance led

Flower
I know, it's a crocodile!

Matryona
What are you saying, is there really a crocodile with needles?

Flower
No, that means it's a hedgehog!

Matryona
Are there really green hedgehogs?

Flower
Then it's a crocodile that sat on a hedgehog.

Matryona
Oh, grandma, you didn’t listen to the end of the riddle, so you got confused. Let the children guess better.
All year round in a green fur coat,
In small needles.
Every round dance led
On New Year's Eve under the (Christmas tree)

Vovka
(Laughs at grandmas)
And they said that you can guess! Now let me guess. I'm the best riddle solver!

Matryona
We'll see this again! Here's the first one:
Run up the hill
Head over heels off the mountain! (Children: hare)

Vovka
But I don't agree. This is a monkey named Makak, who wanted bananas, and since bananas grow on a high mountain, Makak ran up this mountain and said: “Give me, give me bananas!” Well, they gave it to him! Then they gave it again, then they caught up and added more. He flew head over heels down the mountain!

Matryona
Well, that's enough. Riddle two:
Antoshka stands on one leg, smiling at the sun. What is it called? (Children: sunflower)

Vovka
But no. These are monkeys whose last name is Makak and whose name is Anton.

Matryona
Why is he on one leg?

Vovka
Because the other one has a banana.

Flower
It’s strange, the banana is in the leg, but what about the arms?

Vovka
And his hands are full. He itches himself with them.

Matryona
So the third riddle:
One color in winter and summer. (Children: Christmas tree)

Vovka
Wrong again.

Matryona
Is it really the monkey again, Anton, whose last name is Makak?

Vovka
But no! It’s me, Vovka – magnificent and famous!

Flower
But in my opinion, you are just a famous braggart!

Vovka
Am I a braggart?

Flower
You're a braggart!

Matryona
Well, stop swearing. There are people all around. Let's have some fun!
Music. Dance. (At the end the grandmas leave)
(Change of scenery. Baba Yaga sweeps the floor near the hut)

Baba Yaga
In our forest on New Year's Eve
The snowstorm covered the path,
Well, why, who can say why?
Nobody likes Grandma the Hedgehog?
(Addresses children)
Well, the guests have arrived. Wow, wow, the bast shoes are bent. Oh-oh-oh. It became interesting to live in the forest: all jokes. Yesterday, for example, Koschey called, the villain drove off to the Canary Islands. It's cold for him in the forest. And Vodyanoy went there too: he went on a round-the-world voyage. He's probably floating on his belly. Me too, I found a floating teletubby. What is happening! What is happening! Ugh!

Vovka
Hello, Baba Yaga!

Baba Yaga
Who is this? Are you torturing things, or are you just getting away with it?

Vovka
Oh, you old hag, you bone leg, you should have first given me something to drink, feed me, and steam me in the bathhouse. And then I would ask.

Baba Yaga
I've read a lot of fairy tales! Well, the youth have gone! What do you want here - a hotel? Well, go away! They walk around here, fool around, and swear at grandma. If only you were Ivan Tsarevich, then I would be talking to you!

Vovka
How old are you, Baba Yaga?

Baba Yaga
Yes, I’m still young, 300 years old. I recently celebrated my anniversary.

Vovka
(Reading) There is no one older in the Universe.
That's you I need!

Baba Yaga
What do you need, good fellow?

Vovka
I want my wishes to come true.

Baba Yaga
First fulfill my wish, and then we’ll see. I want to dance, I want to stretch my bones.

Vovka
It's easy! The guys will help me.
Music. Dance. A game.

Baba Yaga
Oh, they killed me. Okay, honey, I'll help you. Here's another magical snowflake for you, and let your wishes gold fish performs. (Gives Vovka a snowflake)

Vovka
(Reads) “The Fulfiller of All Desires”
So this is the Goldfish. (calls) E-hey, Goldfish!... Did the adit fall asleep?
Music is playing. Soap bubbles appear due to the wave.
The Goldfish appears, yawns, and doesn’t look at Vovka.

gold fish
What do you want, old man? (looks at Vovka) Eh? What's happened?

Vovka
Gee-gee, Goldfish! So it’s like this: I want

gold fish
What? And you wove a net, and you threw it into the sea three times, and you caught me? I didn’t hit a finger, but still there – “I want it!”

Vovka
Well, the Russians have it written in plain English: “The fulfiller of all desires.” Is that you?!

gold fish
Well, in general, I fulfill wishes, but not all, and you still have to earn it.

Vovka
Well, at least do one thing! Come play with us.

gold fish
Well, so be it! I announce the game “The sea is agitated once.” While the music is playing, you are dancing. As soon as the music stops, you should freeze, depict some interesting figure and not move. Whoever moves will be my prisoner.
Music. Dance. (The music is interrupted 6 times, the children freeze. Those who move are taken to the stage by the heroes)

gold fish
And you, my prisoners, must complete the task, and then you are free. Answer in rhyme:
If it's a fish, it has a smile,
If it's a fish, it has a (smile)
If it's a fish, it has (smile)
If it’s a fish, it’s hers (Smile)
If it's a fish, it has (smiles)
Well, thanks guys, it's fun with you. And I give Vovka a magic snowflake. (gives the snowflake to Vovka)

Vovka
Snowflake again. Well, what is it? In a fairy tale, no one can fulfill a wish!

gold fish
Well, in the distant kingdom there are two from the casket, identical in appearance. They make wishes come true. It's too far to go. Well, okay, I'll take you on a short route.
Music is playing. Everyone goes, overcoming obstacles.
(There is a casket on the stage)

Vovka
(knocks) Hey, two from the casket, identical in appearance! (nothing happens. Vovka opens the casket, takes the note, reads)
“There were, but everyone came out!”
What kind of distant kingdom is this, a magical state? What you don’t miss is not there.
Music is playing. Grandmothers come out.

Matryona
Well, how often do you make noise, how often do you make noise?

Vovka
You again?! Where are these two, who are identical in appearance?

Matryona
You see, Flower, now you and I are two from the casket, identical in appearance!

Flower
God forbid I have the same face as you.

Matryona
Look at yourself, a miracle in feathers!

Flower
(looks around) Oh, it’s true, it’s covered in feathers. I was plucking geese. And suddenly: bang - bang, and here I am.

Matryona
I am tormented by vague doubts, whose doing is this?

Vovka
Cough cough!

Flower
Oh. Milok, we forgot about you. FAQ would you like?

Vovka
So what, will you fulfill my wishes?

Grandmas
Yeah!

Vovka
OK! Firstly, a cake (bends finger). Secondly (the grandmothers bend his finger)
Why are you going to bend your fingers for me?

Grandmas
Yeah!

Vovka
Well, let's. So, secondly: ice cream, thirdly: different and more candies!

Matryona
Well, there has never been ice cream in the distant kingdom, but we can get a loaf of bread.
(the grandmothers dance around Vovka)
How we baked a loaf of bread on Vovka’s name day. This high, this low, this wide, this deep. Loaf, loaf, open your mouth wider!
(Vovka closes his eyes, opens his mouth, the grandmothers give him a loaf, Vovka opens his eyes.

Vovka
Wow! (bites, grabs a tooth, whines)

Matryona
Vovka, when was your name day?

Vovka
(mumbles unintelligibly) Ooh!

Flower
Oh, in May. Well, what did you want, the loaf has already become stale.

Matryona
Well, what else can I treat you with?

Vovka
Thank you, I've had enough!

Flower
Yes, Matryon, we did something wrong to Vovka, he really doesn’t have a face on him.

Matryona
Right now we will return his face.
(sings a ditty)
I danced with three legs
Lost my boots.
I looked back
My boots are standing!
Eh, come on, guys, dance more fun, make Vovka laugh!
Music. Dance. (grandmothers leave)

Vovka
What a distant kingdom! Don't understand what's going on. Oh, I haven’t read the snowflake yet (takes it out, reads it)
“Sometimes children are afraid of him”
So who is this? I'm not afraid of anyone at all. Guys, are you afraid of anyone? (Children answer)
Scary music. Dashing One-Eyed appears.

Famously
Who here said that he is not afraid of anyone?

Vovka
Yes, I've never seen anything like this before. It’s not for nothing that they say: “Don’t wake up the trouble while it’s quiet.”

Famously
You guessed it! I am Dashing One-Eyed! They sent me for you!
Music. Chase. Vovka runs away from Likho. (Run out of the hall)

Baba Yaga
(with cast iron, looking around)
Yes, no one. I got rid of Vova. Everything goes according to plan. Then you can safely prepare the potion.
(places cast iron, casts a spell)
Chufyr - fufyr replaced the guards.
Fufir - chufyr two from the casket - also my scam.
The most important thing remains:
Witchcraft music sounds.
Crocodiles, mice, goats.
I will enchant Frost.
Santa Claus will be a brawler,
A real bully!
(Lijo appears)

Baba Yaga
Yeah, Dashing, he showed up without getting dusty.

Famously
Why? It even got very dusty. (Shakes himself off, dust flies)

Baba Yaga
Where is Vovka? (sneezes)

Famously
I lured him to a place from which he would never return! (Sniffs the air near the cast iron)
What are we cooking? Who are we going to harass?
(Baba Yaga silently casts a spell)
You don’t respect me, Granny, don’t bother answering.

Baba Yaga
Chicky – chicky – jump, bend in half!
(Dashingly bends sharply, groans, slowly unbends)

Famously
Nk, of course, how to grab someone, neutralize them, it’s like: “Dashing, please,” and how to talk, like “bend over”

Baba Yaga
Yes, I’m preparing a potion, I don’t have time. Look, take care of the kids while they're at it, otherwise they'll peep and distract me.
(continues to conjure)

Famously
I am Dashing One-Eyed.
I love scaring people.
My favorite game -
Shout and repeat.
Do you guys know how to scream loudly? I will say a phrase, and then you repeat after me, loudly and amicably.
Oh, piri, tiki, tomba.
Oh, moussa, moussa, moussa.
Ole, ole, ole.
About pikim, be-be.
Oh le-ba-ba, oh le.
Tse-uh, ka-a, rice.
Rice, rice, mango.
Sa-a-a, samango.
Hurray, hurray, oh Likho!
Well, thanks guys, it took my breath away.

Baba Yaga
What a game! I almost ruined the potion because of your crow!

Famously
Well, what is this potion anyway?

Baba Yaga
(whispers) A witchcraft potion for Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Shhh!
(Roar behind the stage, Vovka runs in with a slingshot, screams loudly)

Vovka
Get down!
(Baba Yaga and Likho collide their foreheads and freeze, looking at Vovka in horror)
Well, we've got the villains. I figured out your machinations, did you decide to get rid of me?

Baba Yaga
Well, I scared you. I thought it was war. And here you are, worse than war.
(shows fist to Likho)
Some people are in trouble.
Vovka, you didn’t understand, it was a joke, a practical joke. Really, Likho?

Famously
Yeah!

Baba Yaga
We were preparing a surprise for you. We found Father Frost and the Snow Maiden, now we’ll call them, they’ll come to our Christmas tree.

Vovka
Hooray! Let's call them!

Famously
Santa Claus, come out, you vile coward!

Baba Yaga
Snow Maiden, prophetic cow, stand in front of me like a leaf in front of the grass!
Music. Grandmothers come out dressed as Father Frost and Snow Maiden

Flower
(To Matryona) I don’t recognize you in makeup. Who are you? Spiderman? No! Harry Potter?

Matryona
But I recognize you in any makeup. I thought they were fresh, but here they are still the same.
(addresses the audience)
Oh. Children, and uncles, and aunts,
I have a question for you:
Are you waiting for Santa Claus here?
Well then I am Santa Claus!

Flower
Well, if you are Santa Claus, then I am a ballerina.

Matryona
What kind of ballerina are you?

Flower
Anastasia Volchkova!

Matryona
Well, if you are a ballerina, and even Volchkova, then spin like a top!
Let's hold a New Year's relay race!
(Carry out a relay race with hats, scarves, mittens and felt boots)
Music.

Vovka
Where are the real Father Frost and Snow Maiden?

Matryona
I came up with an idea! Let's go to,
We will find him ourselves.
To school our people
Happy New Year!

Baba Yaga
Look. How agile.
Young, businesslike.
Your nose hasn't grown yet,
To find where Santa Claus is.

Vovka
Oh, you old hag, you bewitched him. What should we do now?
Music. Anfisa enters with a magnifying glass, followed by the Tsar.

Anfisa
Well, Vovan, you got it! I followed the trail for a long time and finally found you!

Vovka
What do I have to do with it? This is all Baba Yaga doing magic, fooling her head!

Tsar
Ah, that's it? Back to old times! Do we do magic without a license? The fine is one million euros!

Baba Yaga
Oh, what are you saying, Afanasy, what is the fine? The pension was delayed. I’ve been making a living for 200 years, I’ve been peeing crusts, I’ve been working part-time on Christmas trees.

Anfisa
Or will you tell me right now where Father Frost and Snow Maiden are, or

Baba Yaga
Well, you can’t joke! Yes, I am kindness itself, right, Likho? Ask nicely!

Vovka
Grandmother Yaga, please!

Baba Yaga
So that all paths are open,
And Frost was able to come to us,
Try on the Christmas tree
Find a snowflake!
(Vovka and the guys find a snowflake)

Vovka
I think I understand, I need to read everything!
(is reading)
He is the most important on earth,
There is no one older in the Universe.
The fulfiller of all desires,
And there is white fur on the fur coat,
The beard is almost to the waist,
There is a mustache and a red nose,
Come on, children, answer,
Who is this? (Father Frost)
Music is playing. Enter Santa Claus and Snow Maiden.

Father Frost
Hello, my dear children!
Hello, my golden suns!
I'm so glad to see you
My favorites!
I'm so glad to see you
My beautiful ones!
Glad to see your wonderful laughter!
Glad to see your beautiful smiles!

Hello you too, Vovka! I've heard about your adventures. Well, what did you learn in the distant kingdom?

Vovka
I realized that I need to try to do everything myself!

Father Frost
Well, what about desire?

Vovka
I have one wish. Have fun celebrating the New Year!

Snow Maiden
Let's meet with a cheerful song
We are Happy New Year!
Near the decorated Christmas tree
Let's do our round dance!
Song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”

Father Frost
Dancing, games, round dance -
Everyone is celebrating the New Year.
And for you, my friends,
I've got the game too.
Music. Snowball game.

Snow Maiden
Today you sang and danced.
But they didn’t read poetry.
Maybe someone will read it
A poem for us about the New Year!
(Children read poetry)

Father Frost
I wish you guys
Don't be lazy, don't get sick.
Read a hundred thousand books
Don't upset dad and mom.
I visited you today
And now it's time for me to go.
Waiting for the New Year's holiday
Grandfather has kids everywhere.

Snow Maiden
I wish you success in the New Year,
More cheerful, loud laughter!
Let bad weather pass you by,
Happy new year friends!
With new happiness!
Final song.

Scenario

new Year

"The Adventures of Vovka from the Far Far Away Kingdom"

in the New Year's forest...

(Junior level)

Place of work: Samara region, city. Oktyabrsk GBOU Secondary School No. 9

Position: teacher primary school

New Year's songs:

    « A Christmas tree was born in the forest” Balagan Limited;

    A blizzard swept over;

    Father Frost;

    Christmas story;

    There is a new year in the world;

    As children we believe in the calendar

New Year's dances:

    Lavata;

    Twist;

    Letka-enka;

    Right;

    Boogie Boogie;

    Gypsy

      Cowboy, Dance of Snowflakes

New Year's games:

Heroes:

    Father Frost;

    Snow Maiden;

    Malvina;

    Pinocchio;

    Little Red Riding Hood;

    Vasilisa the Wise;

  1. Baba - Yaga;

    Damn angel;

    Jack Sparrow;

    Yagin is the grandson of Babi Yaga;

  2. Two from the casket

Musical accompaniment

    Children enter to the music " New Year's toys»;

    Music sounds and Little Red Riding Hood enters;

    Dance "Boogie Boogie";

    Song “In childhood we believe in the calendar”;

    Baba Yaga runs in as gun shots sound;

    Crying is heard;

    Dance “We’ll go right now”;

    Music sounds, Baba Yaga and Yagin dance;

    Song “There is a New Year in the World”;

    Vovka rides in on a children's bicycle;

    Song Swept up by a blizzard;

    Music is playing. Enter Vasilisa the Wise;

    Dance with handkerchiefs (to the Russian folk song “Kalinka”);

14. Musical game “Lavata”;

15. The king enters;

16. Baba flies in - Yaga and Yagin grab Vovochka;

17. The devil comes in;

18. Song New Year's Tale;

19. Shrek enters;

20. Dance of the Gypsy;

21. Music two from the casket;

22. Baba Yaga runs in and drives the Christmas tree;

23. Song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”;

24. Jack Sparrow enters;

25. Disco music with a soap gun sounds;

26. Dance “Twist”;

27. Song Santa Claus;

28. Entrance of Santa Claus;

29. Dance of Snowflakes;

30. Letka-enka dance;

31. Music for the game I'll Freeze and Mitten;

32. Song;

33. Chimes.

Progress of the event

(Children enter to the music “New Year’s Toys”)

Malvina – Hello to everyone sitting in this room!

I hope there are no indifferent people here to fairy tales!!!???

Pinocchio- So you are a cheerful people

And our holiday will be held at the level.

Malvina - I ask you, my friend, to relax

Sing and dance today, don’t be lazy

Pinocchio- Let's open your eyes wider,

Now you will see miracles.

1, 2, 3 fairy tale come to us.

Repeat everything after me.

(Music sounds, Little Red Riding Hood enters)

Little Red Riding Hood:If it's long, long, long

If it's a long time along the path

If it's long along the path

You can jump and jump...

- Today my most cherished dream will come true. I'll go to the New Year's ball.

I even learned the New Year’s dance, if you want I’ll teach you too. Well, repeat after me.

(Boogie Boogie Dance)

Here you go! You know this dance yourself, why didn’t you tell me right away? Okay, then we'll learn a new New Year's song.

Hold hands together

Get into a round dance.

And let's show you

How the little people dance.

(song “In childhood we believe in the calendar”)

(Pistol shots sound and Baba Yaga runs in)

Little Red Riding Hood: Guard, help, save.

Baba Yaga: What a disgrace, they are shouting, shouting and making noise. Grandma is being disturbed from sleeping. And what a miracle this is – Yudo.

Little Red Riding Hood:(cries, stretches out his hands to Baba Yaga) Grandmother Yagusenka.

Baba Yaga: Wait, how do you know me? Who is she?

Little Red Riding Hood: How from where, because I am your great-granddaughter, Little Red Riding Hood.

Baba Yaga: Ay, ay, ay... Shame on you girl, you lie and don’t blush. My great-granddaughter has a red cap and pies with jam.

Little Red Riding Hood: And what's that?

Baba Yaga: The old hag didn’t recognize her own blood. Come to me, my yakhont, I will kiss you. She has grown so much, she has become prettier, so beautiful. Why were you screaming like that? Who scared you so much?

Little Red Riding Hood: Don't know! Something became scary.

(crying heard)

Baba Yaga: Well, I burst into tears again!

Little Red Riding Hood: Yes, it’s not me who’s crying, but someone else!

Baba Yaga: Boy, isn't that you crying? Girl, why are you crying? Who hurt you? Not you?

Little Red Riding Hood: Oh, it looks like our Christmas tree is crying!

(run up to the tree and unwrap the package)

Baba Yaga: Oh, another relative! How small, how grimy, and how pretty. Well, all about me!!! My dear grandson! M-ah! (kiss on both cheeks)

Yagin: Granny, why did you leave me! You don't like Al at all. A-ah-ah!!! I want to eat, I want to be outrageous!

Baba Yaga: You're wearing a piece of candy, dear! Oh, these kids are such a hassle! Am I your nanny? Malvinochka, Buratinochka, please calm him down!!!

Malvina: What would be fun with us,

Let's go dance now.

Let's dance just cool.

(Dance “We’ll go right now”)

Yagin: How many guys have gathered here! And I didn’t even say hello. I'll go say hello.

Begins to greet and introduce each child

Little Red Riding Hood: (pulling Yagin by the hand): What are you doing? This is how you will say hello until retirement.

Yagin: So how should it be? I don't know any other way.

Little Red Riding Hood: Learn! You go out to the middle and shout loudly: “Hello!” It's clear?

Yagin: Yeah. I'm going to try now. (Goes out to the middle and shouts) Hello! It's clear?

Little Red Riding Hood: And there was no need to say “understandable.”

Yagin(to some child): You didn’t have to say “understandable.”

Little Red Riding Hood: What a mess. Yes, I’m not telling him, but you.

Yagin:(to another child): What a mess. Yes, I’m not telling him, but you.

Malvina: Dear guests, you don’t know, where is our New Year’s fairy tale, where are the gifts, where is Father Frost and the Snow Maiden!

Baba Yaga: Where where! On your beard! Why are you asking stupid questions? We need Father Frost and Snow Maiden. We are just fine without them. Now we’ll have a party and hang out with the kids.

(Music sounds, Baba Yaga and Yagin dance)

Little Red Riding Hood: Oh! Look, there is a telegram under our tree. (read together with Malvina and Buratina together)

TELEGRAM

Dear residents of school No. 2.

If you want to New Year's holiday go to the distant kingdom, find a magic Christmas tree and ask it for the voice of a fairy tale.

Then Father Frost and Snow Maiden will come to you.

Pinocchio: And who will go to this kingdom now!? A?!

Yagin: Here you go big-nosed!!!

Pinocchio: Why are you calling me names, you little pot-bellied little thing!

Little Red Riding Hood: Well, stop swearing! Let's better sing a New Year's song and decide which of us will go to the distant kingdom.

(Song “There is a New Year in the World”)

( Vovka rides into the hall on a children’s bicycle, all disheveled)

Baba Yaga: Oh, guys, who came to us? Some kind of slob? Our friend!?

Vovka: Who is this slob? Is it me? And I’m not a slob at all!

Yagin: And who are you?

Vovka: I am Vovka Morkovkin and I am going to the distant kingdom. I want a “royal life”! Just do nothing. Life will come... And what do you need.

Malvina: You are exactly what we need. We need the voice of a fairy tale from a distant kingdom. Otherwise, at our holiday there is no Father Frost, no Snow Maiden, no gifts.

Vovka: Yes, it’s easy to say - go. Where should we go?

Pinocchio: Well, well, it’s as easy as shelling pears, you have to say the magic words. Guys, let's help Vovka read the magic words.

Children read: ENE, BENE, SLAVE.

Malvina: Oh, guys, we can’t leave Vovka alone, in case he still needs our help. He doesn’t know anything, he can’t do anything. And the road to the distant kingdom is long, with obstacles, shall we go with him? Let's ask Little Red Riding Hood to help him.

Baba Yaga and Yagin: Yes, we are spending it together with the Red Hat. Let them travel. We will clear the path for you with brooms, and you follow us. Don't turn anywhere.

(Baba-Yaga and Yagin run away)

Little Red Riding Hood: And to make it more fun for us on the road, we’ll take a New Year’s song with us.

(Song “Swept Up by a Blizzard”)

(They walk around the Christmas tree with Little Red Riding Hood)

Vovka: Oh, I’m already tired of walking! Now I’ll get to the distant kingdom and ask the wizard to teach me all kinds of magic.

(Music sounds. Enter Vasilisa the Wise)

Vovka: Hey, who are you?

Vasilisa the Wise: Vasilisa the Wise!

Vovka: Who, who-o-o?

Vasilisa the Wise: Vasilisa the Wise!

Vovka: Where are you from?

Vasilisa the Wise: From the distant kingdom of the state.

Vovka: Wow!!! That's where I need it. Come on, teach me some wisdom.

Vasilisa the Wise: Yes please! Let's start with the simplest. We will teach you how to build geometric shapes.

Dance with handkerchiefs (to the Russian folk song “Kalinka”)

Vovka: What is this? (walks with a scarf and dances)

Vasilisa the Wise: You have not mastered this wisdom. Let's move on to the next one (singing)

We'll do a good job
We need to do a calculation
Where to multiply, where to add,
Honor to arithmetic.

Vovka snorted, snorted, nothing! It will be... (shouting) Two hands! No, two legs!

Children give the correct answer.

Vasilisa the Wise:(praises the children) You see how your friends think, learn from them.

Vasilisa the Wise: And you, my friend, still need to study.

Vovka: Don't want! I won't! They teach me that, even here, in a fairy tale, they piled on!...

Vasilisa the Wise: Oh man! You didn’t hit the nail on the head, but you’re aiming for wizards. This should not happen!

Vasilisa stamps her foot, turns and leaves.

Vovka: Well, no need, I can do without your wisdom, unfortunate Vasilisa! (grimaces, sticks out tongue). I'll learn to do magic myself.

Little Red Riding Hood: I'm not a wizard yet, but I'm learning. But I know the game “Lavata”. Repeat everything after me!!!

Musical game "Lavata"

(Music sounds, the King appears)

The Tsar appears, without a crown, with a rag and a bucket. He approaches the tree and begins to wipe it and sing a song:

I have mountains of cakes!
And there is what to eat, and there is what to drink.
But I wash, I wash everything in the house,
So as not to be branded a parasite!

VOVKA: Tsar! And the king!?

TSAR: Oh my God! (music sounds - a commotion, in which the King puts on the crown and sits on the throne, which is carried out by two servants.)
Oh! How scared I was! I was wondering who took our fairy tales to read! And I look like this!

VOVKA: No it's me! Why are you cleaning everything here, you are the Tsar!? But kings are supposed to do nothing!

TSAR: I know, but you’ll die of boredom from idleness!

VOVKA: You don’t understand anything about the Tsar’s life! Tsar, you want a cake, you want ice cream, but he’s painting the fence!

TSAR: Ah, that's it! So the parasite has appeared? Hey guards! Cut off his head!

(Baba flies in - Yaga and Yagin grab Vovochka)

Baba Yaga and Yagin: Yeah, I'm a fool!!! I decided to help Malvinochka and Buratinochka and the children. There will be no celebration or spectacle for you. Knit it.

Malvina: What is this happening, someone help.

Pinocchio: Boys, stomp your feet. Girls, clap your hands.
Little Red Riding Hood: I'm not a wizard yet, but I'm learning. Now I will help Vovka the carrot.

One, two, three, come to the rescue.

(The devil angel flies in )

Little Red Riding Hood: This is what I conjured!!! Who is this!?

Damn angel: No, why are you fighting!? I didn't know you needed her. Well, why did they call me? What do you need. Who's in charge here at the party?

Yagin: Like who are we!!! You saw how I decorated the hall!! All by myself.

Damn angel: Baba Yaga rules the holiday!!! (rubs hands) Cool. Well, then I’ll hang out with you (dances) Madam, I invite you. (sees how scary Baba Yaga is)

Baba Yaga: Well, don't! I'm shy!!!

Damn angel: Well, let's sing a better song.

(Song “New Year's Tale”)

Little Red Riding Hood: Wait, wait! Help our Vovochka.

Crap: Who is Vovochka?

Little Red Riding Hood: Morkovkin. He and I are going to a distant kingdom to follow the voice of a fairy tale.

Crap: What does Baba Yaga say? Should I help or not?

Baba Yaga: What are you talking about!!! He ate too much henbane. You help us, you idiot!!!

Malvina and Buratino: Help, save!

(Shrek enters)

Shrek: Who called for help? Hello residents of fairyland.

Children say hello

Baba Yaga: Oh! Mommies! Hey, who's this little green one?

Yagin: He turned green with anger. He's probably angry with us, save yourself if you can.

(they abandon Vovochka and run away)

Shrek: Happy New Year!
With new happiness!
Congratulations, friends!
We wish you gifts,
Lots of happiness and warmth!

Play with me a little guys. Otherwise I’m still alone.

Shrek plays

"Onhotsouth"

A game based on the song "Fried Chicken".
Here in the south,
In the hot south
The sun shines all year round.
And everyone is dancing
Everyone's having fun
When the New Year is celebrated!

Everyone sings a song, and then the leader says: “Right hand!” And this means that everyone will perform this song again, but at the same time they will shake their right hand. With each successive performance of the song, new tasks are given: right shoulder, left hand, left shoulder, head, left leg. With each new repetition, more and more parts of the body should “shake”.

N, well done! Made me happy.

Redcap: Guys, let's teach Shrek the Gypsy dance.

(Dance “Gypsy”)

Shrek: Guys, I dream about Santa Claus at night! So thin, bald, hunchbacked, bow-legged and blind.

Vovochka: What are you talking about!!! Our Santa Claus painted beauties. With a white beard and a warm fur coat. Only we don’t have it at the holiday.

Vovka. Hey, two of the caskets have identical faces!

Two from the casket: (they jump out of the casket). Hello!

Vovka. Hello. So are you really going to do everything for me?

Vovka. Yeah! Then make me: first, a cake,

Secondly: what are you doing? Why are you going to bend your fingers for me?

Two from the casket: Yeah!

Vovka. Fine! Secondly - sweets!

And thirdly: well, bend over! And thirdly - ice cream! Well, hurry up!

Two from the casket: Will be done!

Two from the casketthey throw dummies of sweets up in the casket and imitate, accompanied by Russian folk music, that they are “eating sweets”

Vovka. Hey, hey, hello! What is this and will you eat candy for me?

Two from the casket: Yeah!

Vovka: Well, no, then get back into the casket.

Little Red Riding Hood: What are you talking about? Why didn’t you ask them about the Christmas tree? What are we going to do now!!!

Vovochka: A! Well, we'll quickly. (opens the casket)

Two from the casket: (they jump out of the casket). What do you need?

Vovochka: Find us a Christmas tree from the distant kingdom.

Little Red Riding Hood and Vovochka: Please!

(Music sounds, Baba Yaga and Yagin run in and chase the Christmas tree)

drives the Christmas tree

Baba Yaga: Stop, camel thorn!

Christmas tree is a stick! Hedgehog's granddaughter!

She drove me crazy!

Christmas tree: Help me!

Baba Yaga: I'll kill you!

The new year will come soon.

No one will buy me a Christmas tree!

Christmas tree: Oh! She'll kill me!

Baba Yaga: I know, I'll kill you!

(runs with an ax)

Shrek: Grandma would be ashamed!

Baba Yaga: Let the ghoul bite you!

Get away, not like I'll stomp,

I’ll jump, spit, blow, clap...

Shrek: I'm about to burst from laughter!

Baba Yaga: Well, you nasty one, hold on!

Bone with your foot

I'll bury you in a snowdrift!

Shrek: You're naughty grandma. I've probably lost the list of people to be afraid of? A?

Baba Yaga: So now, now! (Looks at the list). Yeah! Here is Shrek No. 1. I’m still afraid, I’m afraid. Okay, I was joking!!!

Shrek: We continue the glorious holiday. Let's sing the song together.

(Song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”)

Baba Yaga- Well, all my dears, now you will definitely dance with us. Come on, Christmas tree, come here! Now we’ll pull out all the needles for you, now the scraps will fly through the back streets.

Enter Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow Something, gentlemen, you don’t look very much like desperate pirates. Where did I end up anyway? Isn't this the Bay of Lost Ships?? (upset) We are about to have the fourth council of the pirate brotherhood. Why are you here at all? What do you have here?

Children say new year

Ha, I see the whole gang is here. I suspect that the New Year's Eve will be fun and relaxed like a pirate. And, piranha by the scruff of my neck, I am glad to welcome adventurers and treasure seekers! A thousand sea devils, Baba Yaga and her Granddaughters

And now, with great pirate pleasure, I announce the beginning of our New Year...

TOGETHER: CASUALTY!!!

Yagin: We haven't hung out here for a long time. We need a cool soap party.

(Disco music with a soap gun sounds)

Christmas tree: So stop the disgrace. Now Father Frost and Snow Maiden will come to us. And you caused a commotion here.

Jack Sparrow: This is who the word was given to. Well, I went from here to my kingdom. Let’s dance my favorite dance, “Twist.”

(Dance "Twist")

Christmas tree: Well, you all made me angry. Listen to my order. Come on, kids start singing a song about Santa Claus.

(Song Santa Claus)

(Father Frost and Snow Maiden enter)

Father Frost:

Hello guys!
I remember exactly a year ago
I saw these guys.
The year has flown by like an hour,
I didn't even notice.
And here I am again among you,
Dear children!
Santa Claus has not forgotten you,
I brought a winter game.
Guys, stand in a circle,
Listen carefully.
Let's play a game
Glorify our Christmas tree.

A game"Christmas treesthere are"

We decorated the Christmas tree with different toys, and in the forest there are different types of Christmas trees, wide, short, tall, thin.
Now, if I say “high,” raise your hands up.
“Low” - squat and lower your arms.
“Wide” - make the circle wider.
“Thin” - make a circle already.
Now let's play!
(The presenter plays, trying to confuse the children)

Snow Maiden: Grandfather, look, something’s not going well here... The Christmas tree isn’t burning. And I really want the magic lights to light up on it.

Father Frost: Yes, you are right granddaughter, it’s a mess! Now the guys and I will fix everything!
Oh yes, the Christmas tree is beautiful,
How fluffy, how good!
So that the Christmas tree lights up
Colorful lights
Let's say together: one, two, three!

Santa Claus and children(in unison): One, two, three!

The lights on the tree light up

Father Frost: So who spoiled our holiday here, who didn’t want me to come to the holiday, who was kicked out of the holiday.

Crap: It's not my fault, I just came here now.

Yagin: It's not our fault either.

Jack Sparrow: And I didn’t come here at all.

Baba Yaga: No, well, okay again, as always, is Baba Yaga to blame?

Father Frost: Well, admit it, who started the bazaar station here???

Vasilisa: Admit it in a good way, otherwise we'll look at a saucer with an apple. It not only shows the present, but also the past; she has her own memory of 100 gigabytes.

Baba Yaga, Jack Sparrow, Yagin fall to their knees and beg

everyone has forgiveness and at Grandfather's.

Forgive us assholes,

And let us in for the holiday.


Snow Maiden: Grandfather, I wish I could come up with a game,
Amuse the kids!

Father Frost: There are quite a few games in the world.
Do you want to play, children?
The song plays, everyone sings, Santa Claus shows the movements, the children repeat the movements of Santa Claus.

Father Frost: Oh, how hot it became for me,
I'm not used to living in a warm place.
Snowflakes - cold ice, silver pieces of ice,
Fly to me quickly, cool the frost.

Snow Maiden: Guys, let's help grandpa and circle around him like snowflakes so that he doesn't melt!

(Snowflakes Dance)

You can ask girls (and boys if they want) to dance like snowflakes. It is important to choose gentle waltz music.

Father Frost: Well, thank you! Respected grandfather!
And now I'm in order
I'll tell you riddles.

They come to us in winter
And they circle above the ground.
Very light fluff.
These are white...SNOWFLAKES.

Snow Maiden: Everyone is afraid of him in winter -
It can hurt when he bites.
Hide your ears, cheeks, nose,
After all, outside...FROST

We made a snowball
They made a hat on him,
The nose was attached, and instantly.
The result was... A SNOWMAN.

Snow Maiden: He flies from the sky in winter,
Don't go barefoot now
Every person knows
That it's always cold...SNOW

And now in a merry dance

Let's stomp our feet,

Let the parents help

They'll clap for us!

(Dance Letka-enka)

Father Frost: Well done boys!
Through the dense forest,
Blizzard field
The winter holiday is coming to us.
So let's say it together:
"Hello, hello, New Year!"
They sang and danced songs,
All the riddles were solved.
Now it's time to play.
Show off your dexterity.

Games with Santa Claus

Father Frost: Come on, kids, make friends, show your hands.

Children stretch their hands forward.

Father Frost: Since they didn’t let me sleep, I’ll freeze all the guys!

He runs in a circle and tries to grab the children’s hands. Children hide their hands behind their backs.

(Dance music for the game I'll Freeze)

CATCH THE MITTEN.

Snow Maiden: Let me, Santa Claus, let me look at your mitten.

Santa Claus gives.

Snow Maiden: Now - catch up!

Children pass the mitten around (or throw it to each other). Santa Claus her

is catching up.

(Dance music for the game Mitten plays)

Jack Sparrow: So, pay attention! Everyone got ready to meet the most terrible, most terrible and most fire-breathing dragon in the world! Thunder rumbles, lightning flashes, the lights go out, and terrible, terrible music sounds in everyone’s ears. Adults who are scared can close their eyes.

(music sounds and a dragon flies in)

Father Frost: Don't be afraid, guys! Jack Sparrow joked! Touch our symbol of the year, and you will have a fruitful year for 5 and 4, happy and rich in good deeds.

Snow Maiden. Friendship is a great power! Guys, hold hands tightly and let's all sing a funny New Year's song together.

(Song

Father Frost: It's a pity, friends,
We need to say goodbye.
It's time for everyone to go home.
Happy journey to you guys!
Goodbye, kids!

Snow Maiden: Parting is coming
But what we mean is:
Parting - goodbye
In the new, next year!

End

Tsar: Anything happens in life
There is happiness, there is trouble...
All's well that ends well.
We must always believe in good things.

Jack Sparrow: Goodbye, Old year!
It's sad to leave.
Here comes a new one:
The clock is striking twelve
You can't stop the shooter from running,
Faces brightened... And on the old, gray snow
New snow is falling.

Vasilisa: Time flies, you hear the tick-tock

It is not in our power to hold the arrows

And, saying goodbye, we say this:

Happy New Year with a new happiness!

Snow Maiden We wish you to have fun under the tree now. Well, it's time for us to say goodbye. Goodbye, good morning.

Father Frost Solve difficult problems

Go forward boldly

And may you have new success

Brings a Happy New Year.

(Chimes)

Irena Kazantseva
"Vovka in the distant kingdom." Holiday scenario for children of senior preschool age

Presenter:

Once upon a time there was a boy named Vovka. Everyone was good boy: cheerful, funny, but just a terrible lazy person. He loved to lie on the sofa and do nothing.

Mother (from behind the screen):

Vova, have you done your homework?

Vovka:

Mother:

Did you take out the trash can?

Vovka:

Mother:

Did you feed the cat?

Vovka:

Let him catch the mice himself.

Mother (comes out from behind the screen with a broom):

Raise your feet. (Sweeps). At least you could do something. I joined the choir.

Vovka:

Don't want. There you have to open your mouth wide. I'd better sleep.

Mother:

What a lazy person I am!

A song is being performed "Lazy person" (Chichkov)

Presenter:

Firmly Our Vovka fell asleep,

He didn't even blink an eye.

What is he dreaming about?

I will look into his dream.

Phonogram. Two children bring in a sign "Library". The Librarian comes out and sits down at the table.

Librarian:

Hello, my friend! I have a good one for you book: "Learn to do it yourself".

Vovka:

Yah! All by myself! And what kind of book is this? (Takes a book and reads.)

Phonogram

Vovka:

This royal life! Just do nothing.

Phonogram. The king comes out from behind the screen with a brush and paints it to the music. Then he sings.

Tsar:

I have mountains of cakes,

And there is what to eat, and there is what to drink.

But I paint, I paint fences,

So as not to be branded as a parasite.

All children (from the seats):

But I paint, I paint fences,

So as not to be branded as a parasite.

Vovka:

Wow! Tsar, ah, king!

The king nervously runs to the throne, quickly puts on the crown, holds his brush importantly in front of him, then, remembering, hides it behind his back.

Tsar:

Oh, it’s you... Oh, I was scared! I thought that someone wanted to read my story, and here I am in this form.

Vovka:

Tsar, why are you painting the fence? You are supposed to do nothing.

The king gets down from the throne and puts the crown back on the throne.

Tsar:

Yes I know! My job is to do nothing. Boredom! Let me paint the fence, I think. Both benefits and exercise. Do you approve?

Vovka puts on the crown and climbs onto the throne.

Vovka:

Nope. You don't understand anything about royal life. Do you want some cake? Do you want ice cream? And he paints fences!

Tsar:

Yes, yes... I see. I would give up my place eldest. Ali is not trained at school? Give me the crown here. It's too big for you.

Vovka:

Please.

Tsar:

So - cake?

Vovka:

Tsar:

Hey, guards!

(2nd group boys run in)

Cut off his head! Parasite.

Guard:

It's possible!

Phonogram (traps). The king leaves for his place. The guards are chasing in a circle Vovka, then sits down. Vovka runs behind the screen and peeks from there.

Phonogram (puss in boots song). Dance of the cat and cats.

I know the king personally

He killed the cannibal.

I dressed myself decently

And he married the owner.

I inspire fear in all mice.

Cats:

Puss in Boots.

Vovka:

They live happily -

Everyone is dancing and singing.

Phonogram. There is a change of characters. Appears old woman.

Vovka:

Grandma, hello.

Old woman:

Hello, darling!

Vovka:

How can I see a goldfish?

Old woman:

Yes, here it is, the sea is nearby. I just don’t recommend going. Listen, what trouble happened to me.

Vovka:

Yes, I know, I know. As if I hadn't read it. I’ll come to an agreement with this fish in an instant.

Old woman:

Listen, killer whale! Ask her for a trough, otherwise mine has completely fallen apart.

Vovka:

Well, here's another! First trough then washing machine Give it to you.

Old woman:

Where is it?

Vovka:

Okay, let's talk.

Old woman:

That's good. Bon Voyage.

Phonogram. Dance of the goldfish and the wave girls.

Vovka:

Hey! Fish!

Fish:

Well, what do you need? older? (indignantly) What it is?

Vovka:

So, so... I want you first...

Fish:

What! Have you woven a net? Did you throw it into the sea three times? Did you catch me? I didn’t touch my finger, but I still wanted to go there!

Phonogram. Wave girls are chasing Vovka, he runs away. Vasilisa and the boys come out and line up in pairs to dance.

Phonogram - Gypsy. Children are dancing.

Vovka:

Who are you?

Girls:

We are the wise Vasilisa.

Vovka:

I wish I could learn some wisdom.

Girls:

And we will teach.

Two boys bring in the attributes.

1st Vasilisa:

In a clearing by the river

May beetles lived:

Daughter, son, father and mother.

2nd Vasilisa:

Five boys - bear cubs

Mom put me to bed.

One can't sleep alone

How many people dream of raspberries?

3rd Vasilisa:

And now the music lesson.

To learn to sing,

We have patience.

And so that our lesson is not in vain,

Should we be:

1st Vasilisa:

Diligent,

2nd Vasilisa:

Diligent,

4th Vasilisa:

And attentive.

In chorus:

And learn all the notes well.

A song is being performed "Notes" (Oliferova). One of the girls plays the metallophone.

Vovka:

Enough! Tired of it! At school they teach, they teach, and here they are in a fairy tale!

1st Vasilisa:

Well then you need to Far Far Away kingdom.

Vovka:

What didn’t I see there?

2nd Vasilisa:

There live Two from the casket, identical in appearance. Whatever you want, they will do everything for you.

Vovka:

Everything - everything? Well, thank you! Well, I'm off.

All Vasilisa:

Good riddance!

Phonogram. Change of scenery and attributes. It turns out Vovka, looks around.

Vovka:

Hey! Two from the casket, identical in appearance!

Phonogram. Two appear from the casket.

Two from the casket:

Vovka:

Two from the casket:

Vovka:

And you, really, do everything for me you will?

Two from the casket:

Vovka:

Well, then, first of all, make me some cakes...

Two of the casket begin to bend Vovka's finger.

Vovka:

Are you supposed to bend my fingers? you will?

Two from the casket:

Vovka:

Well, then secondly... Well, bend it, bend it. Candy and ice cream. Yes, more!

Two from the casket:

Will be done!

Two from the casket open the chest.

Vovka:

Phonogram (Duet of Donut and Syrup). Two from the chest eat the contents of the chest, Vovka is standing, closing his eyes and opening his mouth, then walks around, looking into the mouth of Two from the casket.

Vovka:

Stop! This is what happens, you eat candy for me you will?

Two from the casket:

Vovka:

Oh no! Then get back out!

Two from the chest back away behind the screen and drag the chest behind them.

Vovka:

How hungry you are! ABOUT! Stove!

A girl comes out - a stove.

Vovka:

Oven, let me eat.

Stove:

Please! You chop wood, flood me, knead the dough, and eat your pies.

Vovka:

Hey, Two from the casket, identical in appearance!

Two from the casket:

Vovka:

Did you hear what the stove said? Chop and knead!

Two from the casket:

Will be done!

Phonogram. Two of the caskets are working.

Vovka:

Stop! Do you deliberately want me to remain all hungry? Get out of here! I'll do everything myself! How can I knead all this now! (Scratching head) Something is laziness. Oh well, it’ll get fried no matter what.

Brings firewood and dough behind the screen. Phonogram (4 chords). Sneezing, a girl comes out from behind the screen - a stove with a tray. There are black pies on a tray.

Stove:

Bon appetit!

Vovka:

What is this?

Stove:

Like what? Your pies. Well, why are you wincing? Bake it yourself, eat it yourself.

Vovka:

Nope, thanks. I don't want something.

Two people from the casket laugh loudly from behind the screen.

Vovka:

Are you laughing? Are you laughing at me? Do you think I can't do anything like you?

Two from the casket:

Vovka:

It's a pity I don't have the tools. I would make something like this!

Two from the casket (leave with a toolbox):

It's possible!

Vovka:

Eh, I wish I could do this. The old woman would open her whole mouth.

Phonogram ( "The Locksmith's Song" Pinegin). Vovka works.

Phonogram (Tush). Vovka comes out with a trough blowing on your finger. Everyone is clapping. The old woman approaches Vovka.

Old woman:

Fathers! Has the goldfish really taken pity?

Vovka:

No, grandma, it's me.

Old woman:

Phonogram ( "Two from the Casket" Gusev). A general dance is performed with bows.