Today I present to your attention a new selection that will contain funny comments on photos in VKontakte. Oddly enough, some users of the VKontakte social network also need such information, and since my blog is designed to help VKontakte residents :) I selected the most normal, adequate and funniest comments. Which you can place under a photo you like or leave a sarcastic review under a friend’s photo. Everyone will find a comment for themselves. :)

Comments on photos

The eyes are the mirror of the soul, and it looks like your soul is beautiful!

My dear, if half the globe were like you, the entire male race would become homosexuals!

Ah ah ah! Have you decided to seduce the entire male half of your contact))?

Expressive eyes...sensual lips...curly curls...in general, extremely attractive!

Well...I'm dripping saliva on my keyboard again!

Your parents should erect a monument during your lifetime for your such beauty!

Good photo, but... the topic of BOOBS is not covered!

I’ll tell you straight – oh my gosh!!! Sorry for being rude, but it's hard to control yourself!

Is it after yesterday that you have such an intelligent look?)

Beauty will save the world!!! And looking at you, I am sure that this is true!

Angelina Jolie nervously smokes on the sidelines!

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Any under the photo beautiful girl There are always a lot of enthusiastic comments on social networks. Guys and adult men especially try to convey their admiration. Pleasant words sometimes confuse and surprise, but do not leave you indifferent. But what if natural modesty or imagination does not allow you to leave a great comment under the photo you like?

Our large selection offers a wide variety of comments under a photo for a girl to use. None of them will go unnoticed. And some will be able to hook you in such a way that they won’t let her forget about you for a long time. A good comment for a photo of a girl - big chance to continue communicating with her in the future. Then her sweet smile will delight you more often. After all, it’s impossible not to smile when flattering words are addressed to you!

Every photo you have is a demonstration of model data and a charming smile! You can’t take your eyes off, you can’t take your feet away!

You know how to surprise! Every new photo makes you look better.

So cute... This look suits you, although all the others are amazing too!

Gorgeous! A combination of elegance and outrageousness.

Very good) I would give a lot for such a smile.

Lovely! Does your mother need a son-in-law? Or are you a fan? I will rate every photo of yours an A.

Simply super-beautiful! A delight for the eyes, a joy for us, an irritant for envious people.

Being so beautiful is dangerous for men's health.

To cheer up, just look at your photo.

It’s a crime to have a smile like that and not show it off all the time! Correct yourself in every photo.

What eyes! What a figure! The goddesses nervously smoke on Olympus, jealous of your beauty.

I always get excited when I look at your photos. You are perfect!

Girlfriend, if I were a man, I would fall in love one hundred percent! You are gorgeous from every angle.

From your charms, even the photographs turn out extraordinary, as if they were taken by a brilliant photographer.

You get better with every shot. Do you want to become a fashion model?))

It's so nice to watch you grow up and get better every year. Or rather, even with every photo!

You don't have one interesting photo. You are special in each one, but stunningly beautiful everywhere!

There are oceans in your extraordinary eyes. In this photo they are raging and beckoning brave swimmers to test their strength in rowing with obstacles!

Watching you even in photographs is my most enjoyable pastime. Make me happy more often))

Your beauty makes my heart beat loudly and sink into my heels, and the butterflies in my stomach just take ritual flights, going crazy from the signals of my brain))

Do you have at least one photo where you are not so beautiful? If you say yes, I still won’t believe it.

It seems to me that you are wonderful no matter what you are wearing or what environment you are in!

The place where you are is beautiful. You decorate reality with yourself. Continue this good work.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to enjoy your beauty))

God, with unheard of generosity, has given you all the best external characteristics. Be proud, value yourself))

I have seen precious stones shine - your shine is a hundred times brighter!

The magnetism of this photo is so strong that I am ready to rush and cuddle with you this minute!

Your beauty is hellish and heavenly at the same time. You are a sinful Eve and a passionate devil. In your eyes, fire and ice cannot divide leadership.

From such a delicious crumb, drool drips onto the keyboard, and the monitor sweats with lust))

Beautiful comment on a girl's photo

I want to be in the same frame with you. You decorate everything and everyone around you.

Let's take a photo together? So that I can then brag that I have a photo with a future star!

You are so extraordinary and beautiful in this photo that I want to address you as “goddess.”

This photo just begs to be framed and hung on the wall for daily admiration))

I’ll copy your photo, okay?! I want to see your smile all the time from the screen of my monitor...

Has someone already told you that your photography is art? I'm sure that's true.

Even if you got rid of the bad habit of starting correspondence with “hello, how are you” and deftly know how to write openers in private, use every opportunity to pick up a girl with charm, intelligence and sheer charisma. Commenting on photos is one way to train your brain muscles and personal pickup skills. The right comment can move you towards your goal faster than the most masterly correspondence. So…

Selection of a dating site

Eternal classic: comment as a compliment

“I will praise my enemies and they will become my friends, I will praise my friends and they will become my brothers,” said Og Mandino, an American author and sales guru. Fact - people like to be praised, and the person giving compliments always evokes pleasant emotions. This is human nature.

Nature is nature, and girls these days have become picky. Unless you're Javier Bardem or someone like him, don't even try to leave a mark in the history of her photographs with the run-of-the-mill "sexy", "babe", "cute", "cutie", "cute", "space" and "awesome". Approach commenting on photos of beautiful girls on a dating site with the diligence of a candidate preparing a dissertation. However, there is no need to do anything extraordinary. Just find a couple of minutes of time and get creative. And, yes, study your competitors’ comments so that, firstly, you don’t repeat yourself and, secondly, you stand out from the crowd.

An elegant wrist, an attractive ankle, an unusual manicure, or good taste in choosing a dress can become the subject of frantic admiration. If you can’t find a nuance in the photo, write a compliment, as they say, in general. To avoid it coming off as banal, use “strong” words: “You look very sexy,” “What a daring look,” “Sincere and deep girl.”

As for copy-paste, a clumsy but honestly thought-out comment always wins over even beautiful but hackneyed templates. And yet, I’ll risk offering a couple of elegant preparations - not for the sake of copy-paste, but for inspiration.

• “I have to call the police. You stole my heart."
• "I'm sorry, what modeling agency Can you imagine?
• “Looking at you, I am convinced that nature is the best artist and sculptor.”
• “It’s so nice to discover naturalness in this artificial world.”
• “There are things you can look at forever - fire, water and your smile.”
• “You seem fragile and defenseless, but at heart you are a strong woman. I'm right?".
• “It’s good that I wasn’t born in the Middle Ages - they would have been burned at the stake for their beauty.”

Complimenting is an art that combines sincerity, observation and intelligence. The ability to give compliments reveals an intelligent and well-mannered person. And they say that this type of man is coming back into fashion again. However, the “growing Neanderthal” trend has not emerged from it yet, so...

Alternative Approach: Ruthless Provocation

Don't underestimate the effectiveness of the "savage" strategy. Especially if the girl is that little thing that you can’t get through with a nice word about real or imaginary merits. The tactics of outrageous behavior work well with the “unbreakable” - at least more effectively than romantic serenades in the light of the moon. Her, batting her curled eyelashes, sipping a pina colada, and scrolling through a thousand posts from black and white photographs and thoughtful quotes, can be penetrated by merciless nonconformism. Here are examples.

• “They say it’s not the boobs that make a girl beautiful... But no, it’s the boobs, that’s right.”
• “Why so tense? I know good way relax".
• “With such luxurious forms you can do without content.”
• "The perfect combination of impeccable appearance and depraved nature."
• “The waist, of course, is aspen, but the chest is absolutely fake. Or does it seem to me?”
• “You speak English and Italian, but what about French?”
• “Beauty, I bet you a hundred dollars, I’ll invite you to spend the night, but you refuse.”

And here she sits all so cool, reading snotty aspirations, growing her self-esteem, and here you are. You bring it down from heaven to earth. Place it in the knee-elbow position. And instead of the nightingale trills “you could move mountains for such a girl,” you give a heavy slap on the appetizing butt. A modern woman needs a brutal man, not a hipster. However, it doesn’t work with everyone. There are subtle and spiritual natures who do not think about the knee-elbow position, but read the classics.

Through the lips of the great: when in the head - roll like a ball

Sometimes it’s all peace and quiet in your head, but you need to pick up the girl so that she doesn’t get taken away. Nothing better than a succinct quote, where beautiful words are loaded with deep philosophical meaning, has yet to be invented for online seduction. Drop some of this in the comments to the photo (or find something else).

• “The genius of pure beauty” (Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin).
• “Strength conquers strength, beauty conquers all” (Lope de Vega).
• “A beautiful woman cannot have flaws” (Friedrich Schiller).
• “A beautiful face is a silent recommendation” (Francis Bacon).
• “This is her custom: beauty is always right” (Babur Zahir ad-din Muhammad).

Thus, when writing comments to photographs, you can go in at least three ways - give a well-mannered compliment, cheekily tease, or use the help of the classics. Choose a springboard for training on the page - and improve your epistolary style, with the help of which you can significantly reduce the financial investment in picking up a girl. Good word It costs nothing, but it is highly valued. Good luck!

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The modern rhythm of life does not allow us to meet often, but thanks to social networks we can share beautiful and interesting moments of life using photos. Comments on photos are very popular and can convey the mood of those in the frame or lift it up for those looking at the photo.
A good comment is better than any compliment and the most wonderful assessment of the photographer and those caught in the lens. We will help you choose the right words for the most impressive shots!

The photo doesn't convey how amazing you look in real life! But thanks to her I can see you more often))

Your photo lifts my spirits and gives me the opportunity to admire you whenever I want.

You don't change, but you change every photo of yourself for the better! Simply great!

A combination of charm and photogenicity! This shot is fantastically cool!

You know how to surprise! Each frame amazes with its love of life and charm. Your appearance is a magnet for any lens.

Stop for a moment, you are wonderful! Thank you for the pleasure of the eyes with such a shot!

Such a great moment captured! Well done for trying to capture the best memories.

Glad to see you. You are changing for the better. Are you getting younger? Will you share a secret?

This photo can be used to decorate exhibitions. Very emotional and impressive.

Here you are all so interesting and real - a shot taken from life for a bright memory of the best moments!

It's nice to see that you live well) The photo managed to convey your great mood and raise it to me.

Oh, what a photo! Athletes will envy your figure, and the best fashion designers will envy your suit!

We don’t know you personally, but in those beautiful eyes I was able to see a crystal clear soul and true charm!

Your smile is like a magnet. I want to look at her without stopping all day long!

This photo is a work of art... Beautiful background, beautiful surroundings, and you are a real miracle!

What a look! You will charm everyone, starting with me!

The more I look at this photo, the more I fall in love... with your beautiful watch!

Take photos more often, because it’s so nice to look at your profile and full face!

What a sweet face of an intelligent man! The sparkle in the eyes is visible even in the photo. The nobility of the devil is amazing! You're probably acting in a movie?

Your photo evokes in me a real storm of emotions, the main one of which is sincere admiration!

When I look at your photo, I remember everything beautiful that is in the world - the shining sun and the restless sea, the shine of the stars and stormy waterfalls. So you inspire me with your attractive image!

Beautiful comments for photos

Post photos and receive beautiful comments to strive to be photographed more often and remain unforgettable

Bravo, photographer! Captured and saved a wonderful shot. I love how everything turned out.

This photo just glows, you can see your energy is as good as your appearance.

A contented appearance is the product of a prosperous life. I rejoice and smile with you)

I look at you and enjoy what I see. You are awesome!

Take photos more often, you look great in photos. I would like to see you in real life as soon as possible))

You don't have a single boring photo. You are just a godsend for a good shot!

You are the most beautiful of all, without exaggeration or filters!

Your photo radiates warmth and looks like it was taken by you best photographer at the most opportune moment.

When you look at this photo, you want to be there immediately. To experience life's wonderful moments together.

You radiate light and success. It's impossible to take your eyes off!

This is the frame! Simply a masterpiece of photography! You pose cooler than all the models and look on point.

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Super. Such moments should not just be photographed, but framed and hung on the wall for everyone to see!

There is nothing more valuable than memories. Your shots are the main contribution to them!

I can look at your photo for hours without stopping. It’s so good that there is an opportunity to see your life at least through the prism of a lens.

A handsome man, radiating success and kindness.

It's nice to see you happy and satisfied. You are wonderful together and separately!

The camera definitely loves you)) You always look great in photos!

You look great in this look. Very impressive and unusual!

You clearly have the makings of a fashion model)) You look natural and gorgeous in any setting!